The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

[Uncle Sparky]

Legless parrot available - no perches necessary.

 

[Kyriakos]

Why do ghosts not get eaten by monsters?
Because they taste like sheet.

 

[Arakhor]

The Beastie Boys are releasing a five-part anthology. Parts A through D are free. You have to fight for your right to part E.

 

[Arakhor]

I put paper in the printer the other day and it kept showing a message that said, “I just can’t get enough.” Turns out it was in Depeche Mode.

I went to buy a concertina from a man in a shed, but he had so many instruments packed onto the shelves, they were all a tight squeeze.

 

[Kyriakos]

What do you call a fish with a bow tie?

Spoiler :

Sofishticated.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in 4th so I didn't have to walk up to the podium.

 

[Gori the Grey]

I wouldn't even compete at all. And . . . maybe, then . . . I'd win?

 

[Uncle Sparky]

The great thing about Sisyphus jokes is you can make the same one day after day after day,,,

 

[Gori the Grey]

Whereas Tantalus jokes always leave me wanting more.

 

[Arakhor]

And Ixion jokes keep me going round and round in circles.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

The great thing about Sisyphus jokes is you can make the same one day after day after day,,,

 

[Gori the Grey]

You rock!

 

[Uncle Sparky]

The great thing about Sisyphus jokes is you can make the same one day after day after day,,,

 

[Gori the Grey]

You're really on a roll there, Uncle Sparky.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

You're really on a roll there, Uncle Sparky.

I felt I was going downhill, so I stopped.

 

[Gori the Grey]

That was going to be my next response: "I liked this joke at first, but lately it seems like it's going downhill."

 

[Kyriakos]

 

[Uncle Sparky]

Bad rainbows go to prism, but it's always a light sentence.

 

[Uncle Sparky]

I haven't heard from my ghost in quite a while... does that mean she's ghosting me, or not ghosting me?

 

[Serutan]

The great thing about Sisyphus jokes is you can make the same one day after day after day,,,

Does this mean Sisyphus jokes are a sign of dementia?