Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Mar 2, 2023 #561 Legless parrot available - no perches necessary.
Kyriakos Creator Joined Oct 15, 2003 Messages 74,788 Location The Dream Mar 3, 2023 #562 Why do ghosts not get eaten by monsters? Because they taste like sheet.
Arakhor Dremora Courtier Super Moderator Supporter Joined Mar 27, 2009 Messages 39,742 Location UK Mar 18, 2023 #563 The Beastie Boys are releasing a five-part anthology. Parts A through D are free. You have to fight for your right to part E.
The Beastie Boys are releasing a five-part anthology. Parts A through D are free. You have to fight for your right to part E.
Arakhor Dremora Courtier Super Moderator Supporter Joined Mar 27, 2009 Messages 39,742 Location UK Mar 24, 2023 #564 I put paper in the printer the other day and it kept showing a message that said, “I just can’t get enough.” Turns out it was in Depeche Mode. I went to buy a concertina from a man in a shed, but he had so many instruments packed onto the shelves, they were all a tight squeeze.
I put paper in the printer the other day and it kept showing a message that said, “I just can’t get enough.” Turns out it was in Depeche Mode. I went to buy a concertina from a man in a shed, but he had so many instruments packed onto the shelves, they were all a tight squeeze.
Kyriakos Creator Joined Oct 15, 2003 Messages 74,788 Location The Dream Mar 25, 2023 #565 What do you call a fish with a bow tie? Spoiler : Sofishticated.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Mar 28, 2023 #566 If laziness was an Olympic sport, I'd come in 4th so I didn't have to walk up to the podium.
Gori the Grey The Poster Joined Jan 5, 2009 Messages 11,003 Mar 29, 2023 #567 I wouldn't even compete at all. And . . . maybe, then . . . I'd win?
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Apr 9, 2023 #568 The great thing about Sisyphus jokes is you can make the same one day after day after day,,,
Gori the Grey The Poster Joined Jan 5, 2009 Messages 11,003 Apr 9, 2023 #569 Whereas Tantalus jokes always leave me wanting more.
Arakhor Dremora Courtier Super Moderator Supporter Joined Mar 27, 2009 Messages 39,742 Location UK Apr 10, 2023 #570 And Ixion jokes keep me going round and round in circles.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Apr 10, 2023 #571 The great thing about Sisyphus jokes is you can make the same one day after day after day,,,
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Apr 12, 2023 #573 The great thing about Sisyphus jokes is you can make the same one day after day after day,,,
Gori the Grey The Poster Joined Jan 5, 2009 Messages 11,003 Apr 12, 2023 #574 You're really on a roll there, Uncle Sparky.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Apr 14, 2023 #575 Gori the Grey said: You're really on a roll there, Uncle Sparky. Click to expand... I felt I was going downhill, so I stopped.
Gori the Grey said: You're really on a roll there, Uncle Sparky. Click to expand... I felt I was going downhill, so I stopped.
Gori the Grey The Poster Joined Jan 5, 2009 Messages 11,003 Apr 14, 2023 #576 That was going to be my next response: "I liked this joke at first, but lately it seems like it's going downhill."
That was going to be my next response: "I liked this joke at first, but lately it seems like it's going downhill."
Kyriakos Creator Joined Oct 15, 2003 Messages 74,788 Location The Dream Apr 14, 2023 #577 Last edited: Apr 14, 2023
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Apr 17, 2023 #578 Bad rainbows go to prism, but it's always a light sentence.
Uncle Sparky Pheasant Plucker Joined Aug 29, 2013 Messages 1,032 Location Exile. Apr 17, 2023 #579 I haven't heard from my ghost in quite a while... does that mean she's ghosting me, or not ghosting me?
I haven't heard from my ghost in quite a while... does that mean she's ghosting me, or not ghosting me?
Serutan Eatibus Anythingibus Joined Feb 20, 2002 Messages 5,580 Location Baja Arizona Apr 22, 2023 #580 Uncle Sparky said: The great thing about Sisyphus jokes is you can make the same one day after day after day,,, Click to expand... Does this mean Sisyphus jokes are a sign of dementia?
Uncle Sparky said: The great thing about Sisyphus jokes is you can make the same one day after day after day,,, Click to expand... Does this mean Sisyphus jokes are a sign of dementia?