The Long Delayed PBEM

GPS to Big Bow

Congrats on the new depatment store chain Lanz, should name it something like "Nordstroms Department Stores" I think that sounds good!:) :hatsoff:

Nothing else to report here...move along!
 
Now, will Smith's Nordstrom Department Stores be opening any stores in the Ottoman Empire? :mischief:

If you can sell us some nice pieces of real estate for that, why not... :mischief:
We have lots of old crap modern hightech to sell, if you are interested, like how to make majestic music, how to feel like a King, etc. etc. First come first served!

Congrats to the Byzantines, but then, who needs a Dam anyway... we believe in "Energy Saving" instead... ;)

GPS to Jureil, 122a
 
Dear Bowsling,
apparently your navy has taken my message from last turn as an invitation to enter Dutch territorial waters at Enschede. :eek: However, we do not remember granting you a right of passage?! :confused:
If this is a warship, then please retreat it the way it came in or start negotiations about a RoP... If it's a merchant-man, then let's see what you have to trade. We are always interested in anything you might have to offer. :goodjob:

GPS to Jureil, 123a

Edit says: Bowsling ought to be glad that this isn`t played under ISDG conditions... :D
 
Dear Bowsling,
apparently your navy has taken my message from last turn as an invitation to enter Dutch territorial waters at Enschede. :eek: However, we do not remember granting you a right of passage?! :confused:
If this is a warship, then please retreat it the way it came in or start negotiations about a RoP... If it's a merchant-man, then let's see what you have to trade. We are always interested in anything you might have to offer. :goodjob:

This particular ship was captained by an intrepid Ottoman explorer sent to map the new world. Unfortunately, he became a drunkard, a blind man, and a child during the journey, and is now tip-toeing through the tulips of Enschede. Of course, he will recalled to Istanbul and court-marshalled for this grave offense upon the great Dutch Republic!

Edit says: Bowsling ought to be glad that this isn`t played under ISDG conditions... :D

To quote Calis, "be careful what you wish for..." :satan:
 
GPS to Bowsling this Morning

Also Congrats Calis on the "Big Cross Dressing Paranoid Water Stopper" otherwise known as the Hoover Dam
 
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