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The Next President of the United States of America

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by CavLancer, Jun 12, 2014.

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Next president should be a...?

  1. Conservative

    5 vote(s)
    5.7%
  2. Center right

    11 vote(s)
    12.5%
  3. Middle of the road

    12 vote(s)
    13.6%
  4. Center left

    23 vote(s)
    26.1%
  5. Leftist

    25 vote(s)
    28.4%
  6. Huh? What? Who? Where am I?

    12 vote(s)
    13.6%
  1. Old Hippy

    Old Hippy Deity

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    You have got to decide, look, this is who I am; this is my best way to present myself, and I'm going to ride that horse to the finish line. Not everybody will like it, but that's OK.

    Phil McGraw

    :deadhorse:
     
  2. Kyriakos

    Kyriakos Alien spiral maker

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    ^ :lol:
     
  3. Hygro

    Hygro soundcloud.com/hygro/

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    Kanye should be the next president.
     
  4. onejayhawk

    onejayhawk Afflicted with reason

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    I'm sorry, bit he does not qualify. The person has to have a better chance than Hillary.

    J
     
  5. Light Cleric

    Light Cleric ElCee/LC/El Cid

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    He'd never make it out of the daytime show primaries anyway, Judge Judy or someone would probably stomp him
     
  6. avehand1

    avehand1 Chieftain

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    It should be a mexican named Paco that has a gigantic straw sombrero and loves eating tacos



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  7. gay_Aleks

    gay_Aleks communism will win.

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    And obviously crosses the border, and gaining money for the "family".
     
  8. Kyriakos

    Kyriakos Alien spiral maker

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    While Dr. Phil is pretty bad, i still don't see how 'Judge Judy' could be on nation-wide tv in pretty much any country. Maybe as an absurd satirical act in Somalia, but still :(

    Then again, Jerry Springer and Southpark are a clear precedent.
     
  9. Commodore

    Commodore Deity

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    I do find Judge Judy's antics to be quite comical sometimes, especially once you realize that the court cases are about as real as any other "reality" TV show. Her show isn't even the worst of the daytime court shows here in the US. Divorce Court and The People's Court get waaaay more ridiculous than Judge Judy ever does.
     
  10. JollyRoger

    JollyRoger Slippin' Jimmy Supporter

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    Some real judges in real courtrooms get way more ridiculous than Judge Judy ever does.
     
  11. Berzerker

    Berzerker Deity

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    like picking fights with lawyers
     
  12. FriendlyFire

    FriendlyFire Codex WMDicanious

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    Jon Stewart with Colbert as VP.
     
  13. Light Cleric

    Light Cleric ElCee/LC/El Cid

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    I don't really like or dislike her but my point was she's way more popular than Dr. Phil
     
  14. Ziggy Stardust

    Ziggy Stardust New Englander

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    I see your Jon Stewart, I raise you Bill O'Reilly as Veep.
     
  15. Kyriakos

    Kyriakos Alien spiral maker

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    I vote for Stannis/Davos 2016 :)

    At least Davos is great.
     
  16. Tahuti

    Tahuti Writing Deity

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    The constitution of the USA should be changed to also allow natural born Bulgarians to become president of the USA.

    Tolni for president!
     
  17. Archbob

    Archbob Ancient CFC Guardian

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    Most likely center left.
    Leftists wouldn't appeal to the populace, neither will conservatives.
     
  18. gay_Aleks

    gay_Aleks communism will win.

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    Once I become president, I'll do the same for Poles. And then rename the PBS to Polish Broadcasting Service, for your Polish needs in Pola- err, America. For now.
     
  19. KMRblue1027

    KMRblue1027 The Crown!

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    I know they're friends but how long until someone tries to assassinate Stewart?
     
  20. muhtesem insan

    muhtesem insan Amateur Revolutionary

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    Does any leftist in USA has remote chance to win an election?
     

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