The "OMG! Look what happened!" Thread

[SilchasRuin]

That happened to me recently, I spawned on the Mayan mainland, but there was already a Mayan catapult on the square i spawned, so no matter what I did they would immediately move me next turn, and there appeared no way to get open borders with them

 

[momo1000]

Nice Aztec Empire!

 

[Gem Hound]

This one is even worse:
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WW2: My enemies are Pleased with me while my Allies are Furious or Annoyed with me!

 

[Akbarthegreat]

I recently had a conqueror related ah crap situation as the Aztecs( No Screenshots) -
It was rather late, dont remember the year, but I had blockaded the Gulf of Mexico with my Galleys. Then a goddamned Dutch caravel comes to the west coast of Mexico.

 

[thecaesar]

Stupid Dutch.

I have only one thing to say:

 

[mayor]

we aren't stupid

the AI is stupid

 

[Akbarthegreat]

Those Mayans are amazing! After building 2 wonders, they go and make the Aztecs capitulate.

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India+China in Central Asia?

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Chinese loyalist stronghold in Mongolia

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Russians in Egypt

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How the heck did that happen?

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[momo1000]

Whenever that happens I like to pretend there's a German island in the Mediterranean.

 

[krieger546]

Why no plantation on Crete?

 

[mayor]

Why no plantation on Crete?

winery?

 

[Akbarthegreat]

Why no plantation on Crete?

Why bother, I'll have to first get a transport there, and then take a worker to improve it(It gives only 1F and 3 C, after all). Anyways that game is over. After conquering all the UHV lands, I collapsed before the 20th century.

 

[krieger546]

Why bother, I'll have to first get a transport there, and then take a worker to improve it(It gives only 1F and 3 C, after all). Anyways that game is over. After conquering all the UHV lands, I collapsed before the 20th century.

You should have captured plenty of workers by now. Improving your land should be a priority to balance the stab hit form overextension. And how busy can your transports possibly be as a continental power?

 

[thecaesar]

One plot of land isn't worth the 10 or so turns it would take... Workers are probably needed more elsewhere.

 

[Akbarthegreat]

Wish the workers in RFC would build roads on all plots when automated and have no more resources to connect.

 

[thecaesar]

Wish the workers in RFC would build roads on all plots when automated and have no more resources to connect.

You mean like when I play Rome, the automated workers never build roads down to Sicilia? Even when I have a city there? Yes, that is rather annoying...

 

[Akbarthegreat]

You mean like when I play Rome, the automated workers never build roads down to Sicilia? Even when I have a city there? Yes, that is rather annoying...

Yeah, that happens in Vanilla BTS, not in RFC. That sucks.

 

[Sian]

[...]automated workers[...]

there's your problem

 

[Akbarthegreat]

Nope, in Vanilla BTS, when automated to make a road network, they build roads everywhere.

 

[thecaesar]

Yeah, that happens in Vanilla BTS, not in RFC. That sucks.

No, it only happens to me as Rome, and only in RFC...

 

[Akbarthegreat]

BTW, in which year do the cows and horses appear in the New World, and the Corn in the old world?