The Reason I Should Never Read This Board

[Cicerosaurus]

Especially first thing in the morning? Because I read all these great tips and then decide I need to try them immediately.

No I can understand why that load of mulch has been sitting on the front lawn for three months. Waiting for me to move it while I am busy saving the world.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Go for Iron Working to clear the jungle.

Otherwise nuke the lawn.

 

[Cicerosaurus]

I like discover iron working.

There could be an army of swordsmen under the mulch for all I know.

 

[Pinstar]

No no no, you B-lline for Scientific Method and call your entire yard a forest preserve thus increasing the nearby city's happiness while simultaneously having a great excuse not to do yard work.

 

[Cicerosaurus]

After getting beaten to the Pyramids after whipping I am sulking so moving the mulch is a far more appealing option than being cannon fodder for AI.

At the moment that is.....

 

[CHEESE!]

You must be playing RFC. My lawn is Desert.

 

[ethemenanki]

Get a Fast Worker to do the job.

 

[bestbrian]

I like discover iron working.

There could be an army of swordsmen under the mulch for all I know.

Bring an axe. Duh.

 

[plasmacannon]

Keep letting it spawn forest tiles, so, you can chop them down for added production later.
Or lumbermill them if the ground below isn't that wet.

 

[kaltorak]

Happens the same to me. I read this boards a lot at work, and it makes me want to reach home finally to play

 

[Cicerosaurus]

Yes, but I am retired so I can play all day. Well, until the cats gnaw my leg because I haven't given them breakfast.

 

[Deckhand]

"I read this boards a lot at work, and it makes me want to" ... "retire".

 

[CHEESE!]

Yes, but I am retired so I can play all day. Well, until the cats gnaw my leg because I haven't given them breakfast.

Cats?!

 

[IdiotsOpposite]

Yes, but I am retired so I can play all day. Well, until the cats gnaw my leg because I haven't given them breakfast.

I never knew that catapults had teeth to gnaw. Or that they needed food.

Catapults: Strength, 5. Movement, 1. Cost, 100 shields and 4 food.

 

[CHEESE!]

No.

Cat, strength 1 (1-2 First Strikes), 1 Movement, Cost- too much for a goddam cat.

Requires and depletes Fish and Deer resources (however, it cannot get them itself).

 

[Bushface]

Cat maintenance costs can, theoretically, be reduced if you have a Supermarket.
But I haven't found ways to eliminate two other problems. (1) Pollution from long, very fine hairs entangled in the keyboard and under my mouse (which doesn't interest my pet), and (2) the beast likes to sit beside my keyboard and will keep putting his chin on the ESC key.

 

[bestbrian]

Here's a way to move your cat from your 'puter:

 

[ethemenanki]

Cat maintenance costs can, theoretically, be reduced if you have a Supermarket.

Preposterous, since the cat is of course no unit, but your liege. If it demands you must give.

 

[Bushface]

It has been well said that dogs have masters, whereas cats have staff.

@bestbrian: just where did you find that ingenious device ?

 

[bestbrian]

It has been well said that dogs have masters, whereas cats have staff.

@bestbrian: just where did you find that ingenious device ?

Here you go, Old Timer: http://:):):):)youcat.com/

Enjoy.