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The Russians are coming!!! ...to Earth 18 Civs

Discussion in 'Civ4 - Stories & Tales' started by brandon.herren, Oct 29, 2011.

  1. brandon.herren

    brandon.herren NorthKorea Waterbottles:)

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    Despite still working on 2 other stories, I decided to start a 3rd one! :crazyeye:
    This will be with Russia on Earth 18 Civs, Noble Difficulty.

    Catherine: A great new day awaits the Russian Empire!
    Lenin: Indeed, it's time for revolution!
    Stalin: I'm with that!
    Catherine: No you fools! We are founding a new city!
    Peter: Any chance you'll name it St. Petersburg...
    Catherine: That's the name of our second city
    Peter: Ok then
    Lenin: Hey! That's supposed to be named Leningrad!
    Stalin: What about Stalingrad!
    Peter: I think Petersburg is the best!
    Catherine: Boys! Calm down!
    Ivan: It's no use. Even my terribleness can never calm them down
    Putin: How come you guys are making the decisions anyway? I'm the only one who's still alive...
    Gorbachev: Not true...
    Nicholas II: How many Russian leaders are here????
    Alexander II: I don't even want to know...
    Catherine: I don't know why I invited you guys here anyway...
    Peter: Because, you need our help...
    Catherine: I doubt it... The first cities name will be Moscow! Any objections?
    Everyone: YES!!!!!!
    Catherine: Too bad! I'm in charge here! Lenin and Stalin, you'll be leading the expedition with the scout in Moscow
    Lenin: Ok, but when were back, it's revolution!

    *Lenin and Stalin leave*

    Catherine: Great, now that all of the communists are gone, we can start!
    Putin: *cough* *cough* Hehe, righhtt...
    Gorbachev: an Alexander the Great is here
    Alexander II: Great! I'm talking with him!

    *Alexander enters*

    Alexander: Greetings, I am Alexander of the Greek Empire.
    Alexander II: Always nice to meet another Alexander!
    Alexander: Great... So, who exactly is the leader of this empire?
    Everyone: ME!!!!
    Putin: We are a communist nation, not an empire...
    Alexander: Um... Ok...

    *Alexander Leaves*
    *Stalin/Lenin enter*

    Stalin: What did we miss?
    Peter: We just scared off Alexander of the Greeks.
    Catherine: It was your fault, Putin. The Greeks did invent Democracy, you know!
    Putin: I was only pointing out the facts...
    Catherine: Next item of buisness. What to research? Let's take a vote
    Catherine: I vote Animal Husbandry
    Alexander II, Gorbachev, Nicholas I: I agree!
    Putin: Seriously? Why don't we just research Communism?
    Stalin: Yeah!
    Catherine: We can't yet! This is 4000 BC, not 1918 AD
    Lenin: Dang! So no revolution :(
    Catherine: Nope! Animal Husbandry wins!

    *Caesar enters*

    Caesar: Greetings, I am Julius Caesar of the Roman Empire. Care for some salad?
    Peter: Nah. Vodka is way better
    Caesar: Dang! Your barbarians too!
    Catherine: Well, these boys are barbarians...
    Everyone else: What????
    Catherine: Nothing...
    Gorbachev: We just finished producing 4 chariots!
    Caesar: Interesting... I think I'll leave...

    *Caesar Leaves*

    Cathreine: Nice Job :rolleyes:
    Gorbachev: Well, since he knows, we'll just attack Greece instead...
    Peter: Sounds good!

    *Alexander enters*

    Peter: Well, that was convenient...
    Alexander: I would like to offer open borders!
    Peter: Denied, and your head would look good on the end of a pole
    Alexander: You'll regret that!

    *Alexander leaves*

    Lenin: CRUSADE!
    Catherine: Great... So now your obsessed with crusades...

    Battle of Athens: 4 Russian Chariots vs 2 Greek Archers and 1 Greek Warrior

    Russian Chariot 1 vs Greek Archer 1
    Combat Odds: 9.3%
    Victory!

    Russian Chariot 2 vs Greek Archer 2
    Combat Odds: 19.0%
    Chariot Withdraws

    Russian Chariot 3 vs Greek Warrior 1
    Combat Odds: 68.0%
    Victory!

    Russian Chariot 4 vs Greek Archer 2
    Combat Odds: 94.4%
    Victory!

    Athens is Captured by the USSR... Russian Empire!

    Catherine: Victory!!!
    Lenin: Let's start another Crusade :crazyeye:
    Catherine: Uh... Can someone restrain him...
     

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  2. MoreEpicThanYou

    MoreEpicThanYou The most Epic.

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    :lol: All the Russian leaders in one place... This'll be good.
     
  3. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    Subbed, following.
     
  4. christos200

    christos200 Never tell me the odds

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    Subbed, the first update was great.
     
  5. strijder20

    strijder20 Wallowing in irony

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    Lucky win you've got there ;)
     
  6. hoplitejoe

    hoplitejoe Top fun-poster

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    Do you know how to add pictures to the story or do you prefer them at the end?
     
  7. Pommes Mit Mayo

    Pommes Mit Mayo Chieftain

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    For the Motherland!
    subbed
     
  8. Princeof Persia

    Princeof Persia The Empire wasn't bad

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    Subbed. And Welcome to CFC!
     
  9. christos200

    christos200 Never tell me the odds

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    Welcome to the CFC! :cheers::high5:[party]:band::dance::band::sheep::ninja::salute::beer:[party]:dance::sniper::ar15:

    Also Pommes Mit Mayo if a roman nationalist tells you that rome is better than greece dont listen to him. Especialy if his name is thecaesar. And i am more epic than tambien and METY.
     
  10. Princeof Persia

    Princeof Persia The Empire wasn't bad

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    German Nationalism! BUT NOT HERE!
     
  11. Pommes Mit Mayo

    Pommes Mit Mayo Chieftain

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    Thanks for the welcome!

    I meant Mother Russia, have to watch my mouth even more as a German :D
     
  12. Princeof Persia

    Princeof Persia The Empire wasn't bad

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    Well yeah, but the thing is, christos200 and the_caesar are having a huge Greece vs. Rome debate. Then I come in with, Germany!
     
  13. christos200

    christos200 Never tell me the odds

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    Greece :ar15: :run::run: germany and rome.
     
  14. Pommes Mit Mayo

    Pommes Mit Mayo Chieftain

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    The Prince of Persia, Location: Maryland, comes in with Germany... :confused:

    And I have to admit, Germany in this game is in my eyes one of the worst civs. :(
    But maybe I will start my own story soon to show it's capability :strength:
     
  15. Princeof Persia

    Princeof Persia The Empire wasn't bad

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    Haha, Persia is my fav civ, I live in Maryland, and my ancestors were German.
     
  16. brandon.herren

    brandon.herren NorthKorea Waterbottles:)

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    @strijider20
    I know, all of them got promoted, and not a single loss :D

    @hoplitejoe
    I prefer them at the back

    @Pommes Mit Mayo
    I'm pretty sure nobody has ever done a German 18 Civs story before...

    @christos200
    Doesn't Byzantium basically combine the greatness of Rome and Greece...
     
  17. Princeof Persia

    Princeof Persia The Empire wasn't bad

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    It's all yours. And I'll do a Persian one.
     
  18. bestrfcplayer

    bestrfcplayer Steppin' up!

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    luck! Will be following.......
     
  19. brandon.herren

    brandon.herren NorthKorea Waterbottles:)

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    Update!!!!

    Spoiler :
    I lost with 96% and won with 10%...


    Catherine: We just built St. Petersburg!
    Peter: Great! It will become the best city in the empire!
    Lenin: It's on a desert :lol:
    Peter: So... I bet leningrad would be on ice!
    Catherine: Shut up! We have more important things to do than argue!
    Putin: We do????

    *Cyrus enters*

    Cyrus: Hello, I am Cyrus, leader of the Persian Empire. We are pleased to meet the destroyers of Alexander!
    Catherine: Ok then, do you want open borders
    Cyrus: Sure!

    *Cyrus leaves*

    Ivan: This is too boring! We need another war!
    Lenin: CRUSADE!
    Catherine: Well we could attack Rome, if it wasn't for somebody giving away our info...
    Gorbachev: Hehe, sorry...
    Lenin: I already hated him for making Russia a republic...
    Stalin: Yeah...
    Nicholas II: Just attack him anyway!

    *Genghis Khan enters*

    Genghis Khan: I am Genghis of the Mongols. Our horde can cream yours any day of the week!
    Catherine: *cough* 4 chariots *cough*
    Genghis Khan: Uh... Maybe not...
    Catherine: That's what I thought, we'll have peace though
    Genghis Khan: Great, see you soon

    *Genghis Khan leaves*

    Gorbachev: How come when I said the info you got angry, when your giving it out anyway!
    Catherine: Because I'm the awesome queen and your the old general secretary...
    Gorbachev: Forget it...

    *Saladin enters*

    Saladin: I am Saladin of the Arabian Empire. Bow before our cultural strength!
    Lenin: Culture isn't strength... Socialism and Crusades are!
    Saladin: Am I to assume that you Russians are warmongers...
    Catherine: Well, I wouldn't blame you if you based it on their behavior...
    Lenin: I was enlightening him! CRUSADES!

    *Saladin leaves*

    Catherine: Oh great, you just scared off another leader!
    Lenin: Scared?
    Catherine: Yeah! Saladin did fight against the Christian Crusades!
    Ivan: Wow? We accidentally scare off every leader we meet...
    Catherine: Ugh... Forget it, let's vote once again on what to research!
    Catherine: I vote Pottery
    Lenin: Sailing!
    Catherine: You fool! We don't even touch water!
    Lenin: Yeah, but sailing is on the path to Communism...
    Nicholas II: Technically, pottery is too
    Lenin: Fine, I'll change to pottery
    Everyone else: Pottery!
    Catherine: Great! Now onto the next order of business: Who to attack
    Stalin: Germany!!!!! Revenge against those backstabbers from world war 2...
    Lenin: I agree!!!
    Putin: America!
    Catherine: We haven't met America yet!
    Ivan: Mongolia!
    Catherine: Rome!
    Gorbachev: Rome!
    Nicholas II: Germany!!! World War I...
    Alexander II: Rome!
    Peter: Rome!
    Catherine: Rome wins!
    Lenin: Crusade!
    Catherine: Does anyone have duck tape...
    Peter: Hasn't been invented yet...

    *Caesar enters*

    Peter: It's like they know when we are going to declare war...
    Caesar: I have come to offer open borders
    Peter: Refused. And we declare war!!!
    Caesar: Barbarians...

    *Caesar Leaves*

    Catherine: Peter! Stop being such a barbarian!
    Peter: What did I do...

    Battle of Antium: 4 Russian Chariots vs 4 Roman Warriors!

    Russian Chariot 1 vs Roman Warrior 1
    Combat Odds: 96.1%
    Victory!

    Russian Chariot 3 vs Roman Warrior 2
    Combat Odds: 95.9%
    Victory!

    Russian Chariot 4 vs Roman Warrior 3
    Combat Odds: 96.8%
    Victory

    Russian Chariot 2 vs Roman Warrior 4
    Combat Odds: 95.6%
    Loss :(

    Next Turn

    Russian Chariot 3 vs Roman Warrior 4
    Combat Odds: 98.2%
    Victory!

    Russian Empire razes Antium!

    Caesar: I have archers now!!!!
    Lenin: Crusades overcome all!!!!

    Battle of Rome!!! 4 Russian Chariots (another built in Moscow arrived)
    vs 1 Roman Archer and 2 Roman Warriors

    Russian Chariot 5 vs Roman Archer 1
    Combat Odds: 6.8%
    Loss... (Archer's strength reduced to 0.1 :D)

    Russian Chariot 3 vs Roman Warrior 5
    Combat Odds: 71.0%
    Victory!

    Russian Chariot 4 vs Roman Warrior 6
    Combat Odds: 9.6%

    Victory!!!!!!!!! :spear:


    Russian Chariot 1 vs Roman Archer 1
    Combat Odds: 99.8%
    Victory!

    Russian Empire captures Rome!

    Caesar: What? I've been defeated!!!
    Lenin: CRUSADE!

    Catherine: We may have stupid leaders (other than me) but our army is awesome. So don't feel too bad about it...
    Lenin: Yeah! Nobody has ever defeated a crusade!
    Catherine: We've only had 2...

    *Great General enters*

    Georgy Zhukov: I randomly spawned in Moscow!
    Catherine: Great, you can be a medic chariot!
    Georgy Zhukov: Ok...

    *Georgy Zhukov leaves for St. Petersburg*

    Stalin: I know that guy! He can't be trusted! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgy_Zhukov#Career_after_World_War_II)
    Peter: Paranoia...

    *Isabella enters*

    Isabella: I am Isabella of the Spanish Empire. We follow the Buddha!
    Nicholas II: You mean that weird fat golden dude...
    Isabella: Yep! :D
    Ivan: Ok...

    *Isabella leaves*

    Lenin: She should be the next crusade target!
    Catherine: We don't even have a religion. So an atheist crusade????
    Lenin: Yeah!
     

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  20. Tycho

    Tycho AFK Forum Warrior

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    Nice. Keep up the work!
     

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