Update Catherine: Another City, Rostov was founded! Stalin: What about Stalingrad?????? Catherine: That's our 9th city Gorbachev: Our Economy can't take this much longer! Ivan: What's an economy? Putin: Were losing 30 gold per turn! This is what happens to non-communist countries! They all go into debt! We need a revolution Catherine: Well, we're not getting communism for another 2000 years or so, so we need another solution. Well? Peter: I've got an idea! Catherine: Anyone? Peter: Did you hear me? Catherine: Seriously, does anyone have an idea? Peter: FORGET IT *Peter leaves* Catherine: That was certainly enjoyable! Stalin: I'll have to agree here... *Asoka enters* Asoka: Hi, I'm Asoka of the Indian Empire. Would you like open borders? Catherine: Sure *whisper* I'll warn you idiots not to mention the UK or Pakistan... Ivan: Whats Pakistan? Asoka: What did you just say? *Asoka leaves (breaking a vase on the way out...)* Catherine: That was my favorite vase too... Ivan!!!!! Ivan: Um... How was I supposed to know? I had never heard of them? *Ivan leaves* Alexander II: And then there were 6... By the way, why not convert to Slavery to help our economy? Catherine: Right, High upkeep and slave revolts sound SO beneficial Gorbachev: I'm sick of her bossing, I vote yes! Putin: Yes! Stalin: Yes! Nicholas II: Yes! Slavery it is! And we just discovered Iron Working! Catherine: You'll regret bringing up that vote... Meanwhile with Peter Peter: I'll show that stupid Catherine... Lenin: Hey Peter, what are you doing in Paris? Peter: I'm going to capture London! Are you willing to join me? Lenin: Sure! I'm feeling good for a Crusade! *Elizabeth enters* Elizabeth: I've heard from others that when this happens, It means you're going to declare war... Peter: That's right! Lenin: Russian Crusade! Elizabeth: Whatever... I may have forgot to warn you, but attack London, and I'll kill you... Lenin: We'll see... Battle of London 2 Russian Chariots vs 2 English Warriors Again! Victory! 0 losses London is captured by the Russian Empire *Peter and Lenin return* Peter: I'm back! Lenin: Me too! Catherine: Finally, lazy.... Peter: Hmm... I think not, we just captured London, while I'm sure you guys just argued the whole time! Catherine: Wait what? Peter: That's right, we captured London! Take that Catherine! I led a successful battle and you didn't Nicholas II: Great Work! Lenin: My Crusades always succed Catherine: The C word!