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The Russians are coming!!! ...to Earth 18 Civs

Discussion in 'Civ4 - Stories & Tales' started by brandon.herren, Oct 29, 2011.

  1. thecaesar

    thecaesar Will appear randomly

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    My EPIC/Swag SCALE:
    Rome: ∞ :mwaha:
    Rodent Heads and Insta-Update Spray: 100,000,000,000
    Lenin: 100,000
    METY: 8,001 :lol:
    Lelouch, Brandon.Herren, and PrinceofPersia: 8,000

    Double Fixed! :p
     
  2. MoreEpicThanYou

    MoreEpicThanYou The most Epic.

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    OVAR EIGHT THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND! :p
     
  3. Dumanios

    Dumanios MLG

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    They should a city called CatherineIsSexygrad.
     
  4. SamSniped

    SamSniped DJ Goodboye

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    Don't give me easter egg ideas for my mod, Dumanios :p
     
  5. brandon.herren

    brandon.herren NorthKorea Waterbottles:)

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    Update!

    Outside

    Lenin: Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to go out in a rainstorm...
    *Lightning strikes Lenin*

    *Lenin enters*

    Lenin: What a nice day! Let's go outside and enjoy the sunlight!
    Alexander II: WAIT WHAT! There must be something wrong with him...
    Lenin: I'm just happy to be here and I'm grateful for everything I have!
    Peter: This isn't his usual selfish angry self.
    Catherine: Stop the show Lenin! Your kind of freaking me out!
    Lenin: Oh, I'm sorry
    Ivan: WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!!!! We're losing Lenin to the "nice side". Come back!!!
    Lenin: Isn't being nice the greatest though :)
    Putin: :cry: He's gone...

    *Messenger enters*

    Putin, Ivan, Stalin: :cry:
    Messenger: What the...
    Lenin: Welcome, Messenger! I appreciate your hard work! What have you brought today? :)
    Messenger: Is something wrong with him?
    Catherine: Oh yes, although I think that this Lenin Is a better person then the old one. I may never have to here the word crusade, again :)
    Messenger: Anyways, I have come to tell you we have captured an Indian Spy attempting to infiltrate our lands!
    Spoiler :

    Gorbachev: Yes! This is very good! We can use this as a reason for war! So this time, we can pretend that India is the aggressor :D
    Lenin: No, that's not polite. War is an awful thing, let there be peace!
    Catherine: This cannot be the same Lenin!
    Gorbachev: Whatever, let's just vote on who to attack. I vote India.
    Alexander II: I vote India!
    Catherine: I vote India
    Peter: I vote India
    Lenin: I vote NOBODY! :)
    Catherine: That smile is starting to get creepy...

    Spoiler :


    Peter: Ok, wait 3 2 1
    Asoka: *Comes out of hole in the ground* Don't even ask....
    Peter: Ok.... WE DECLARE WAR!!!!
    Gorbachev: *whispers something*
    Peter: ...AS retaliation for your Spy!
    Asoka: So even though our spy failed, your still sending a huge SoD to retaliate...
    Peter: Pretty much, yes
    Lenin: I'm sorry sir. I hope we can still bring the best for you and your people :)
    Asoka: Wait, WHAT?

    Spoiler :


    *Messenger enters*

    Messenger: Great News! We discovered Gunpowder! And Smolensk was built! And Christianity was Founded!
    Asoka: G-g-g-g-unpowder :eek: We don't even have Code of Laws yet!
    Lenin: Don't any of you brag. It's quite rude

    Spoiler :

    Spoiler :

    (Gunpowder in 880 AD :woohoo:)

    Catherine: CHARGE on that Fast Worker! We need to catch him quick!

    Spoiler :


    Battle of Mecca (To this day, I have no clue how they got there troops there...)
    2 Russian Chariots vs 1 Indian Swordsman and 1 Indian Spearman
    Defense Fails!
    Mecca has been captured by the Indian Empire

    Spoiler :


    Asoka: Ha ha!
    Catherine: It's quite sad that despite out technological superiority, that we lost a city on the first turn of the war! :mad:
    Peter: How the heck did you get your troops there! That should be impossible, since you would be kicked out of our vassals and our lands.... Oh well, send counterattack forces

    *Counter attack forces march in*

    Peter: Onwards to Mecca!

    2nd Battle of Mecca
    2 Russian Maceman vs 1 Indian Swordsman and 1 Indian Spearman
    Victory!
    Mecca has been recaptured by the Russian Empire!

    Spoiler :


    Peter: March on to Delhi!
    Lenin: Peter, make sure you are taking good care of our prisoners. We should give them the best care possible.
    Peter: What?

    Spoiler :


    Battle of Delhi
    6 Russian Maceman, 3 Russian Crossbows, 1 Russian Swordsman, 1 Russian Chariot vs
    2 Indian Archers, 1 Indian Spearman
    Victory
    0 Casualties
    The Russian Empire captures Delhi

    Asoka: I'm not surrendering!
    Spoiler :

    Gorbachev: Oh you will!
    Lenin: Gorbachev, please, we need to respect his decision
    Gorbachev: Ok seriously, what the heck happened with you, Lenin! Did something knock you on the head...

    *Metal Globe falls from the sky*
    Lenin: *hits Lenin on the head, knocks him out*
    Catherine: What happened?
    Gorbachev: That globe hit him on the head *points to globe* It says "Welcome to the Renaissance Era"

    Spoiler :


    Lenin: *gets up* What happened? What did I miss? Are we in another Crusade!
    Catherine: :mad: Dang it! The old Lenin is back :cry:
    Putin, Stalin, and Ivan: :woohoo:
    Peter: We are fighting the Indians!
    Lenin: CRUSADE!!!!
    Asoka: You haven't beat us yet! Hold out at Bombay! We will Win!!!!
    Lenin: For some reason, I doubt that...

    Spoiler :


    Battle of Bombay!
    5 Russian Maceman, 2 Russian Crossbows, 1 Russian Swordsman, 2 Russian Chariot vs
    1 Spearman, 1 Axeman, 1 Swordsman, 1 Archer
    Victory!
    The Russian Empire has captured Bombay

    Spoiler :


    Lenin: It's good to be crazy! :crazyeye:
    Ivan: Were happy to have you back!
    Catherine: Why? Why? :cry:
    Asoka: If you guys are done, I've come here to surrender
    Peter: We Win!

    Spoiler :
     
  6. MaxWar

    MaxWar King

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    Nice! My current record is ICBM in 1750.
     
  7. thecaesar

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    Wow... The whole world is epic failing... Monty is the world's only Hope! :eek::faint:
     
  8. brandon.herren

    brandon.herren NorthKorea Waterbottles:)

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    ICBM's in 1750... That sounds like fun :D

    Yes indeed, you know the world is in big trouble, when It's last hope is Monty not being a backward civ :p
     
  9. thecaesar

    thecaesar Will appear randomly

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    It's probable that Roosevelt has already done his mandatory epic fail, so Monty probably owns everything in North America and is compiling stacks of (obsolete but still effective cannon fodder) doom as we speak. :lol:
     
  10. brandon.herren

    brandon.herren NorthKorea Waterbottles:)

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    :lol: Yes, in a game as Rome on Earth 18 Civs, when I got to them, I had Infantry and Paratroopers, while they had just gotten Longbowmen :lol:
     
  11. hoplitejoe

    hoplitejoe Top fun-poster

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    How quick you can get gunpowder sounds like a good race to me.... *hint yoshi if he reads this story*
     
  12. Optical

    Optical The Fall of the Eleventh

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    I really think you need to move up a couple of levels... :p
     
  13. brandon.herren

    brandon.herren NorthKorea Waterbottles:)

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  14. thecaesar

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    Woohoo!
     
  15. brandon.herren

    brandon.herren NorthKorea Waterbottles:)

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    Upgrade that to 3 hours :p, as my computer just crashed a record 6 times in a row...
     
  16. Princeof Persia

    Princeof Persia Emperor

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    :eek: What were you doing!!! :eek:
     
  17. brandon.herren

    brandon.herren NorthKorea Waterbottles:)

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    Trying to bring Civ 4 up :p The computer that has Civ on it is unbearably slow....
     
  18. Princeof Persia

    Princeof Persia Emperor

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    Wow. The most crashes I've had is like 200, but that's because it kept "restarting". Restarting my @$$, my little brother broke it playing Civ III.
     
  19. brandon.herren

    brandon.herren NorthKorea Waterbottles:)

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    :yup: I feel your pain. :p

    Edit: :lol: My brother just asked me to use my computer....
     
  20. Princeof Persia

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    Which OS do you have? Mac or Windows, and what type?
     

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