Sima Qian
太史令
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Sima Qian, Prefect of the Grand Scribes, had once again been summoned to the imperial palace. It had not been long since he had just completed his first assignment, the tedious task of constructing the Wonders of the Orient. But Emperor Han Wu Di was very demanding of all of the men who served in his court, and Sima Qian was no exception. In addition to his other work as Grand Historian, such as reporting on important developments both inside and outside the Han Empire, he was also expected to satisfy the strange fantasies of the Civilization junkie he served, the Son of Heaven himself.
"Your majesty, how may I be of service to you today?" asked Sima Qian upon arriving at the palace. "Do you need me to play one more turn?"
Wu Di snickered. "Just one more turn? You can do much better than that." He paused for a moment. "No, I have something else for you to work on now. We are done with the wonders and China's domination. This time, you shall take on a completely new role."
"What might this be?" inquired the historian timidly.
"You may remember that at the very end of your last game, we saw Shogun Tokugawa screaming 'Luck, it was all luck!' Well, I do agree with that to an extent. No matter what you say, you had a lot of luck while building those wonders. You had all the right resources at the right times, and were fortunate to have an ally on your continent for most of the game. Well, all that is going to change now."
My luck was bad enough, I did not get a single great leader during that game! Sima Qian would have screamed at the top of his lungs, but in the presence of the Son of Heaven he kept that thought to himself.
Emperor Wu Di suddenly changed the topic here. "Before I go into the details, let me ask you one thing. Have you ever read the story Taketori Monogatari (竹取物語, the Tale of the Bamboo Cutter?"
Sima Qian wondered what this had to do with anything. "I vaguely remember reading it in one of our libraries," he answered. "It is a Japanese folk tale, the story of the beautiful princess Kaguya-hime and the impossible tasks she gave to the men who wished to court her."
"Precisely. And what do you remember of the ending?"
"I do not know whether to call it a tragedy or not. It turned out that Kaguya-hime had to return to her home at Tsuki-no-Miyako, the Moon Palace, for she never was of this world to begin with."
"You have a good memory," said Wu Di, smiling. "And that brings me to your new assignment. This time, you shall take on the role of that unlucky fool you have just defeated, Tokugawa Ieyasu, Shogun of Japan. The Japanese have acknowledged the inevitable domination of the world by China, and now, true to their religious qualities, they seek refuge with Kaguya-hime and the legendary Moon People. Your task is to build a great spaceship that can take them to their destination."
Sima Qian had not seen any piece of a spaceship in his last game, but he knew that it was unlocked by the final technology he had researched, space flight. He also recalled from his reading of the Civilopedia that the spaceship was intended to bring a colony to the distant star system of Alpha Centauri, not the moon, but decided it was not worth his time to challenge the Son of Heaven on this minor detail.
"There is a problem, though," continued Wu Di. "Japan is not the only civilization with ambitions to build such a spaceship. In fact, I believe there are several others that are far more qualified in this respect. Do you know which ones they are?"
The young minister thought for a moment, then answered, "They are the scientific civilizations, who have great advantages in research and development. You must be speaking of the Russians, who are also expansionist, the Greeks, who are also commercial, the Persians, who are also industrious, the Germans, who are also militaristic, and the Babylonians, who are also religious."
"And they are the ones you shall compete against this time," said the Emperor. "Besides, you may also know that historically, those peoples have been in close contact with each other long before any foreigners reached the isolated shores of Japan. And so you shall start on an island, the most distant one from the nearest neighbors in a small size archipelago world, with 70% ocean coverage and a temperate climate. The difficulty level will be Monarch, which you should be quite comfortable with by now."
"Will everyone be aiming for the goal of the spaceship?" asked Sima Qian. "Or will there be other victory conditions they may pursue?"
"Every victory condition is enabled, but you are required to win the space race. And I add that Tokugawa, in particular, is at a terrible disadvantage, not just in the field of science. Japan is notorious for its poor terrain and lack of resources. So in this scenario, your starting island will have no resources."
"How do you know that?" asked Sima Qian.
Wu Di grinned. "I edited the map for you, of course. You enjoyed too much luck with your starting position last time, and now I shall take that advantage away from you."
Sima Qian sighed, but he was still interested in how this would work out. "When you say there are no resources, do you mean that I only lack strategic resources? I still have luxuries to keep my people happy, right?"
"Nope. Not a single lux on that island."
"Then how about bonus resources? I'd certainly like to have two cows on a river to start."
"NO!" shouted the emperor. "What part of 'no' do you not understand? You shall have no cattle, no wheat, not even gold. And since you have been so obnoxious, I'll go back and delete the river I put on the map too."
It seemed hopeless, but Sima Qian knew that there was no choice but to follow his master's decree. "Then I shall develop the economy, to amass great wealth and trade with the other powers for the precious resources."
"Develop the economy you must, but trading resources is forbidden. And yes, I mean trading any resource, strategic or luxury. Don't you remember how many times the Japanese broke the deals they made with you in your last game? Nobody will trust them anymore. If you want a resource, there are only two ways you can get it: you may demand it, or you may take it by force."
To Sima Qian, this began to sound more like a game of conquest rather than building. He knew that demanding resources would be unlikely to succeed, and even if it did, the opponent could easily avoid the trade by declaring war. "So then I will have to conquer the enemy cities, and seize their resources for Japan."
"Perhaps," said the emperor. "But the Japanese people are far more interested in developing their own cities than managing colonies in distant lands. You shall build cities on your home island with no overlapping tiles, and at no time may you control more than one city on each of the other islands in the world."
"What if I build a city on another island, and capture a foreign city next to it?"
"Then you must destroy the city, or abandon your own city first."
A strange rule, thought Sima Qian to himself. He nodded in acknowledgment.
"Oh, and I wish to tell you one last thing. I have already moved your starting units into place, and you shall build your first city at the exact position as I have shown here." Wu Di then beckoned a eunuch, who delivered the scenario to Sima Qian.
What the hell is this? Sima Qian almost said aloud.
Emperor Wu Di threw his head back and cackled with glee. "You nuked the Japanese last time," he said. "The radioactive fallout has devastated their civilization, and they have now forgotten everything. You will be starting from scratch."
This is much worse than 'scratch,' muttered Sima Qian to himself. But he remembered that in the Civilopedia, Japan was mentioned as the only civilization ever to be on the receiving end of a nuclear weapon, and maybe the Emperor had a point to make here.
"Any last questions before I retire for the day?"
"No, your majesty. I shall take my leave." The Grand Historian, Sima Qian, now had a long and challenging task before him. While the emperor was trying to reduce the effects of luck in his game, this was the one time he felt he needed it most.
Quick Index
Chapter 1: The Curse of the Evil Water God
Chapter 2: In Search of New Lands
Chapter 3: A Warm Welcome
Chapter 4: New Neighbors, New Horizons
Chapter 5: Wonders and Threats
Chapter 6: Recovering the Shikon Shards
Chapter 7: Hammurabi's Crown
Chapter 8: Beyond the Chrysanthemum Throne
Chapter 9: The Great Library Revisited
Chapter 10: The Age of the Zaibatsu, the Technology Brokerage
Chapter 11: A False Peace
Chapter 12: Shifting Allegiances
Chapter 13: The World Takes up Arms
Chapter 14: Thrust into Modern Times
Chapter 15: Xerxes the Incensed
Chapter 16: Rise of the Kyosanto
Chapter 17: Hammurabi's Back Door
Chapter 18: Banished from the Ivory Tower
Chapter 19: Bonds of Sea and Fire
Chapter 20: Dream of the Shore Bordering Another World
Chapter 21: The Wounded Shall Advance into the Light
Chapter 22: A Golden Purpose Makes the Chrysanthemum Bloom Again
Chapter 23: The Razor
Chapter 24: Light from the Netherworlds
Chapter 25: Sayonara, Cruel World
Epilogue
Saves and Replay Summary