Maniacal
the green Napoleon
OH NOEZ! IT BE TEH....
They don't look very happy.
Although I have heard that Stalin holds regular parties with his friends, ministers and other favs or high ranking members of the party.
OH NOEZ! IT BE TEH....
I'll give the nazi's one thing, they sure know how to throw a party
...The precarious balancing act between the Navy, the Army, and the newly-developing Air Force is, unfortunately, a problem for the Empire. All three deserve the attentions of the military administration and the civil government. In the past, Their Majesties have always relied on the Navy to assert British dominance of the globe, for Her far-flung territories were, in the main, cut off from direct European competition and influence and therefore could only be reached by sea. This is still a laudable focus of our resources, however we can no longer neglect an actual ground force to make our presence felt.
In the past, Britain has relied much on flattery and bribery of local chieftans to consolidate and enforce Her rule due to the paucity of her land forces. This has worked, in the main, to give us the largest Empire the world has ever known and is to be commended, but now there are precious few chieftans to seduce and many enemies who are drooling at the chance to slice a bit of pink off the map for themselves. We must, while taking every reasonable means to maintain Naval supremacy (including purchase from our Dominions and Allies, if possible), invest more heavily in ground and air power if we wish to hold on to what we have thusfar attained on the global stage much less expand our influence further. These forces must be trained not only in defence, but for the purposes of expedition and asserting our presence abroad, for it is highly unlikely that any enemies we might face should find themselves able to threaten our Home Islands directly.
However, the loss of our Empire (including the sands and jungles of Africa, the jewel of India and the ring of the Far East) would be calamitous for us at home. A small force kept only to defend Britannia and only Britannia, then, would doom us to a slow gasping death. Stripped of our Empire, the vaunted industries of London and Birmingham would soon find themselves starving for lack of raw materials, and a much worse situation than even the harrowing of the Great Depression would soon engulf us all. It is in that spirit that I recommend a thorough and vigorous investment in our ground forces first and foremost, followed by the great Navy which is still the most formidable in the world and should by all reason remain so. We should squeeze all we can, thirdly, into developing and producing ever-new aeroplanes to rule the skies of our Realms, but this technology is, perhaps, a luxury which isn't as essential to the defence of our great Nation and Empire...