Merry Christmas! :santa:
The Top 14 Items on the Gift Lists of Pets
14> Hamster -- Sony Micro-Walkman and headband to wear while using the exercise wheel
13> Dog -- "A sock! NO, a ball! NO, a ball in a sock! That would be so cool! Throw it! Throw it! Throw it!"
12> Guinea Pig -- a Furby with exceedingly low standards, if you get my drift
11> Sea Monkeys -- teeny tiny jet skis
10> Cat -- Big Bird and a hibachi
9> Hamster -- "Quick 'n' Easy Meals Using Your Own Offspring!" cookbook
8> Dog -- The Amazing Incredibly Lifelike Inflatable Humpin' Leg
7> Iguana -- No-Doz
6> Rabbit -- a vasectomy for "Mr. Energizer" over there
5> Dog -- "Anus", by Calvin Klein
4> Goldfish -- a "Boycott Pepperidge Farms" T-shirt
3> Gerbil -- a third birthday
2> Dog -- All I want for Christmas is my two rear TESTICLES!
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Items on the Gift Lists of a Pet...
1> Cat -- "Chicken Soup for the Disdainful, Uncaring Soul"
The Top 14 Items on the Gift Lists of Pets
14> Hamster -- Sony Micro-Walkman and headband to wear while using the exercise wheel
13> Dog -- "A sock! NO, a ball! NO, a ball in a sock! That would be so cool! Throw it! Throw it! Throw it!"
12> Guinea Pig -- a Furby with exceedingly low standards, if you get my drift
11> Sea Monkeys -- teeny tiny jet skis
10> Cat -- Big Bird and a hibachi
9> Hamster -- "Quick 'n' Easy Meals Using Your Own Offspring!" cookbook
8> Dog -- The Amazing Incredibly Lifelike Inflatable Humpin' Leg
7> Iguana -- No-Doz
6> Rabbit -- a vasectomy for "Mr. Energizer" over there
5> Dog -- "Anus", by Calvin Klein
4> Goldfish -- a "Boycott Pepperidge Farms" T-shirt
3> Gerbil -- a third birthday
2> Dog -- All I want for Christmas is my two rear TESTICLES!
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Items on the Gift Lists of a Pet...
1> Cat -- "Chicken Soup for the Disdainful, Uncaring Soul"
