The Top 14 Items on the Gift Lists of Pets

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The Top 14 Items on the Gift Lists of Pets

14> Hamster -- Sony Micro-Walkman and headband to wear while using the exercise wheel

13> Dog -- "A sock! NO, a ball! NO, a ball in a sock! That would be so cool! Throw it! Throw it! Throw it!"

12> Guinea Pig -- a Furby with exceedingly low standards, if you get my drift

11> Sea Monkeys -- teeny tiny jet skis

10> Cat -- Big Bird and a hibachi

9> Hamster -- "Quick 'n' Easy Meals Using Your Own Offspring!" cookbook

8> Dog -- The Amazing Incredibly Lifelike Inflatable Humpin' Leg

7> Iguana -- No-Doz

6> Rabbit -- a vasectomy for "Mr. Energizer" over there

5> Dog -- "Anus", by Calvin Klein

4> Goldfish -- a "Boycott Pepperidge Farms" T-shirt

3> Gerbil -- a third birthday

2> Dog -- All I want for Christmas is my two rear TESTICLES!

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Items on the Gift Lists of a Pet...

1> Cat -- "Chicken Soup for the Disdainful, Uncaring Soul"
 
Number 11 should be in first place, it's just SO surreal... :lol:
 
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