CoffeeShopFrank
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TORTOISE WINS.
I ruined the ending for all of you!
I ruined the ending for all of you!
You obviously haven't seen the new J.J Abrams "re-imagining" with its shock twist ending.TORTOISE WINS.
I ruined the ending for all of you!
You obviously haven't seen the new J.J Abrams "re-imagining" with its shock twist ending.
This is the best one.Or the M. Night Shamalayhanalan version where the tortoise IS the hare
Or the Christoper Nolan version where Tortoise's toe is hovering near the finish line and it cuts to a black screen.
And speaks in a thick, Tennesseean accent.I heard Tarantino's making a version where the tortoise cuts off one of the hare's ears.
Of course, you can't forget the Stanely Kubrick version, which was very meticulously crafted and universally acclaimed as a masterpiece, even though the ending didn't make any sense.
Or the Oliver Stone one where the FBI shot the Hare right as it was about to win the race