The Translator

[Bamboozle]

Hello.

My name is Not That Very Important At The Moment. For now, you can just call At, or Mr. Moment. I used to be the lead theologicilistican for an obscure Central Asian shamanic tribe. I have listened to people and have told them the true meaning of their words. Now I serve you.

Post anything here (as long as it's in English) and, after personally analysing and studying your post, I shall translate it into understandable words and sentences. Preferably, whatever you say makes no sense to begin with.

Rules:
1. When you post, you must take the form of a bunch of nonsensical words or sentences, or an uncaptioned picture.
2. Don't make your post the size of an Oxford English Dictionary. Should be two sentences at maximum.
3. People who break the above rules may or may not be shot.

Fire away.

 

[bugwar]

among creator career discarded drawback intensity opposite power socket waits

 

[Bamboozle]

among creator career discarded drawback intensity opposite power socket waits

"Among creator": Currently residing with God; "career discarded": thrown away your job and livelihood; "drawback intensity": waiting for things to calm down; "opposite power socket waits": the power outlet at the other side of the room is waiting.

So,

Currently residing with God, unemployed, waiting for things to calm down while the power outlet at the other side of the room is waiting patiently.

 

[strijder20]

The very fabric need compensation to starships.

 

[Bamboozle]

The very fabric need compensation to starships.

"The very"; often means something of great characteristics (e.g. "That ostrich is very bloodthirsty): "fabric"; fabric is often used as a metaphor for the things that make up an object: "need compensation"; asking for money due as a result of a wrongdoing inflicted upon you: "to starships": the compensation must be delivered to the starships that filed for compensation.

So,

The very great characteristics of the things that make up the compensation that must be given to starships.

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

Seventeen plagiarism Tasmanian a metallurgical flowerbed if they're their there.

 

[NickyJ]

Red crossbow floor five box apple.

 

[Bamboozle]

Seventeen plagiarism Tasmanian a metallurgical flowerbed if they're their there.

This was a tough one

"Seventeen"; seventeen: "plagiarism"; the stealing of another's work - can be a symbol for malice or laziness; "Tasmanian a metallurgical"; a native of Tasmania who enjoys studying and discussing metals: "flowerbed if they're"; if they are a flowerbed in physical and mental states: "their there"; their their is located there, as in the their that they own.

So,

The seventeen thefts of text from a Tasmanian metallurgist who is also a flowerbed, and whose their is there.

 

[Bamboozle]

Red crossbow floor five box apple.

"Red crossbow"; a crossbow red in color, perhaps bloodied: "floor five"; on the fifth floor: "box apple"; an apple that resembles a box.

So,

The red, possibly bloody, crossbow is on the fifth floor, which is an apple that resembles a box.

 

[Phrossack]

Alpine Norse hockey puck milkshake strawberry.

 

[Bamboozle]

Alpine Norse hockey puck milkshake strawberry.

"Alpine"; could refer to an inhabitant of the European Alps, but also refers to a specific ecosystem that's cold and snowy: "Norse hockey puck"; a thin disc of plastic that is hit with curved sticks, Scandinavian in character: "milkshake strawberry"; a milkshake created from a tart, sweet fruit.

So,

The cold, snowy ecosystem of the thin disc of plastic that is Scandinavian, or more specifically from the area of Norway, which is also a milkshake fashioned from a tart, sweet fruit.

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

Beer ancillary it beckoning verisimilitude at mower symphony ecology too micrometer edge? Daytime eats exacerbate nanites a worldwide thesaurus, bacon speedy xenon Pluto.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

 

[Bamboozle]

Beer ancillary it beckoning verisimilitude at mower symphony ecology too micrometer edge? Daytime eats exacerbate nanites a worldwide thesaurus, bacon speedy xenon Pluto.

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

"Beer ancillary"; the subordinate of beer, or the supplementary part of beer: "it beckoning"; it is beckoning, calling: "verisimilitude at mower"; the mower has the quality of being real, thus it is not a false mower: "symphony ecology"; the collected sounds of the environment: "micrometer edge?"; the edge of the micrometer: "Daytime eats"; daytime is currently consuming food: "exacerbate nanites"; to increase the severity of the nanites: "a worldwide thesaurus"; a thesaurus that is international, worldwide: "bacon speedy xenon Pluto"; the fast-tracing bacon of Pluto, which is mainly composed of xenon gas.

So,

The subordinate beer is beckoning the real mower, while the collected sounds of ecology are the edge of the micrometer. Daytime is enjoying food to increase the severity of the nanites, which is a worldwide thesaurus - also the xenon bacon of Pluto, which travels quickly.

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

Triumphant contestant, the alternate to myself.

(A WINNER IS YOU)

 

[Lord of Elves]

Cladwell snake purple vicious money tents.

 

[W|M]

Good mourning is this raining blood all I get for reigning in blood?

 

[eduhum]

Pipelin Pamplemousse if you know what I'm saying.

 

[Agent327]

"symphony ecology"; the collected sounds of the environment

That would be correct for ecology symphony. Symphony ecology rather suggests the ecology of (a) symphony: seeing as a symphony is generally sounds, the only ecology possible would be air (unless ofcourse reference is implied to the creation of a symphony).