The Underdogs

[Nighthawk419]

Wow! Big news! Mahmoud Achmedinejad has declared war on Iraq (and his master... the USA!). Fresh off a war with Kenya, Iraq must now turn east...

And the funny thing is - Iran only sent 2 mideast infantry towards Baghdad, leaving the rest of his forces in his home base and not using his guided missles... interesting!?

 

[Tigranes]

 

[Hercules90]

It looks like Santos's Columbia's two Special services operatives assassinated my 2 new Special services agents.

 

[Tigranes]

Colombians in Kazakhstan? What a weird combination!

 

[Nighthawk419]

lol that is really funny Tigranes...

Well Obama took it easy on Kenya, only a couple nukes and his Iraqi vassal did most of the work. But he has no love lost for Iran, that's for sure. He unloaded most of his nuclear payload on Iran! By my count... 14 nukes!

 

[Tigranes]

14? My oh my, I never understood the mind of AI. When nuclear China was at war with Venezuela they never bothered to nuke.

 

[Nighthawk419]

oh my, we are moving fast now. No guarantees I can keep up this speed gentlemen...

Kerman is occupied by the Iraqis... tiny Iraq is quickly moving up the scoreboard these days! However the Iranian military that wasn't nuked is moving in from the east... I probably won't hold Kerman long-term.

 

[Tigranes]

2 Underdogs in 1 day! Wow! The only thing that beats this is Art Basel, which I just left with lots of mixed emotions Perhaps I am more into classical ... everything, duh.

 

[Nighthawk419]

Well as expected, Kerman was retaken, however I did take and reinforce Tehran.

Unfortunately I noticed a tactical nuke in Ahvaz, but could do nothing to take it, and crazy Achmedinejad nuked Baghdad with it...

Iran, even after being nuked 14 times, still somehow has a decent sized army left! Obama where are you! American reinforcements from former Kenya are on their way to wipe out the rest of Iran!!

 

[Tigranes]

Oh, wow. Pakistan became Christian! And Iran somehow managed to produce nuclear weapon as was feared in real life. But instead of Israel the target was ... Iraq!

I still cannot understand why Iran declared on superpower with vassal? Is it driven by Iran's leader personality? In regular BTS civ like Iran should say about USA -- we fear of their military might.

 

[Nighthawk419]

lol... "Your Mideast Infantry was destroyed by a Colombian Terrorist." Good work Tigranes... I can't say I'm surprised... though you should have used them to pester the leader of this game rather than 3rd out of 4th place...

 

[Tigranes]

The game should never reveal the nationality of a terrorist! It should be like a Privateer. You never know who sunk your Caravel! So I refuse to take any responsibility in what happened.

Plus, now when it is all over would you please be so kind as to return me my planes(3).

 

[Nighthawk419]

I would have gladly returned them... if you hadn't decided to use your terrorists against me. Broken game mechanics or not, now I know it was you, so there's no way you are getting planes back!

 

[Nighthawk419]

The American cavalry has arrived... Iran is not long for this world. If only I can find a way to take a few of his cities before the Americans do...

 

[Nighthawk419]

Ahvaz has fallen to the Iraqis before the Americans could take it... with a few lucky RNG rolls, but I will take it!

Sorry for the long delay... busy weekend for me.

 

[Nighthawk419]

Kerman in Iran has been captured by the USA...

 

[Tigranes]

How did Iran end up declaring on USA? Did somebody pay it off? He was supposed to be afreid of American military might. What a strange suicide action!

 

[Tigranes]

Take a wide guess what unit did Americans airlifted to Kerman the very turn they captured it from ******** Iranian leader? Yes, that's right. WalMart CEO! American way of life would be threatened if GIs don't find all the familiar chain businesses in the cities they capture after nuclear holocaust.

 

[Imperator Knoedel]

Take a wide guess what unit did Americans airlifted to Kerman the very turn they captured it from ******** Iranian leader? Yes, that's right. WalMart CEO! American way of life would be threatened if GIs don't find all the familiar chain businesses in the cities they capture after nuclear holocaust.

Btw how´s it going back home? My cities out of revolt? Did you capture Cuba too btw?

 

[Tigranes]

Yes, yes, thank you for that boost in score. I am only 25 points short of catching up with Kazakhstan. Can you explain how you got that free scientist in your capital?

Last thing methinkso did before retiring from Kenya was to gift me his last 243 golds. I was the only true friend who was supplying 45 gpt Oil to him until the very last turn!

Spoiler :

I almost felt guilty