The weirdest thing you were ever told...

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To me, it was a girl...

...As I try to be nice and gentle with her (Doing private stuff), out of a sudden she moans another name than mine xD

WTH? I thought that only happened in movies :crazyeye:

I know she didn't cheat on me or anything (And I will just say that there would be nothing wrong if she did, actually, it would be fine if we agreed on it first), but it was extreeeemely weird. What to do next? We stopped and watched Scary Movie. :lol:

Any of you had a weird experience (Not necessarily with a person of the opposite sex)? Post it here and laugh with all of us :D
 
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that's funny. you must have felt really awkward.

i'm not sure what the weirdest thing i was told was. i'll probably remember something later.
 
lord_joakim said:
To me, it was a girl...

...As I try to be nice and gentle with her (Doing private stuff), out of a sudden she moans another name than mine xD

WTH? I thought that only happened in movies :crazyeye:

I know she didn't cheat on me or anything (And I will just say that there would be nothing wrong if she did, actually, it would be fine if we agreed on it first), but it was extreeeemely weird. What to do next? We stopped and watched Scary Movie. :lol:

Any of you had a weird experience (Not necessarily with a person of the opposite sex)? Post it here and laugh with all of us :D
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You should have gotten REAL kinky on her (your choice) and then said: HE wouldn't have done THAT for you.
 
Here's one of the weirdest things I've ever been told:

Happened about 3 months ago. In a random bus. There was this guy, he was clean and he looked perfectly normal, at first sight. The cell of a woman on the other side of him than I was rang... Then when she got it out of her purse, the guy turned to me (I have no idea why he turned to me, the bus was very crowded, there were lots of people there) and said:

"Samsung!!! SAAAMSUNG! Sure! Samsung, of course, I knew it!! It had to be Samsung!! It was the wife of the Pope!! I knew it!! He was with me when George Bush was born in Finland!! It had 3 breasts!! I swear, man, it had three breasts! It should have 6!! It was half! It was all half! Voltaire and Bush in Finland, that's it, that's the cause!! That's the point, the explanation!! I knew it! It had 3!!"

Okay... if you think this is weird... look at what he said next:
Spoiler :
He started talking in French. In a perfect French, from what I could see :eek: (note: he didn't speak Romanian with any accent at all, so I assume French was not his native language)

Rough translation of what I could understand from what he said:

"I saw him, I wanted to stop him, but I couldn't! Samsung, it was 3! It's everything there in Finland!! I was there, I saw it! I know it, I've seen it all, George Bush with his mother!! It's not their fault!!"

And he told me all this, repeating everything over and over, with a very serious and scared voice. I was actually concerned mostly about not bursting into laughter. ;) I have no idea what he wanted, what his problem was, how he got that insane, and where he learned such a perfect French.
 
lord_joakim said:
To me, it was a girl...

...As I try to be nice and gentle with her (Doing private stuff), out of a sudden she moans another name than mine xD

WTH? I thought that only happened in movies :crazyeye:

I know she didn't cheat on me or anything (And I will just say that there would be nothing wrong if she did, actually, it would be fine if we agreed on it first), but it was extreeeemely weird. What to do next? We stopped and watched Scary Movie. :lol:

Any of you had a weird experience (Not necessarily with a person of the opposite sex)? Post it here and laugh with all of us :D
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That's a Freudian slip. It happens sometimes. She might have been thinking of him. It doesn't mean she hates you. Maybe she hates him! :D
 
LightFang said:
That's a Freudian slip. It happens sometimes. She might have been thinking of him. It doesn't mean she hates you. Maybe she hates him! :D
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Or maybe she just had a divine revelation and was expressing it loudly due to the intense pleasure lord_joakim gave her. :p

And I didn't mean to criticize your post with that. ;) I do know Freudian slips happen to everyone, it's obvious as the happen to me too.
 
Eran of Arcadia said:
Some guy told me I looked like Tobey Maguire, once. Not so weird, I happen to agree . . . except it was in a public restroom, and he was a complete stranger.
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Wow...thats very creepy.

Hmm I can't think of anything in particular that was the weirdest, but their sure are a lot of them.
 
<Xanikk> everyone has fetishes
<stephanie> not WIERD ones
<02fifty> what's your fetish Xanikk?
<02fifty> and what's your stephanie!?
<Xanikk> i cant say people might run me out of fiftychat
<stephanie> tee hee
<stephanie> my fetish
<stephanie> is...
* stephanie is now known as azale
<azale> doing that



Yeah, it's so totally awesome!
 
Eran of Arcadia said:
Some guy told me I looked like Tobey Maguire, once. Not so weird, I happen to agree . . . except it was in a public restroom, and he was a complete stranger.
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that would of been even more creepy if he said that while you were peeing
 
Tycoon101 said:
<Xanikk> everyone has fetishes
<stephanie> not WIERD ones
<02fifty> what's your fetish Xanikk?
<02fifty> and what's your stephanie!?
<Xanikk> i cant say people might run me out of fiftychat
<stephanie> tee hee
<stephanie> my fetish
<stephanie> is...
* stephanie is now known as azale
<azale> doing that



Yeah, it's so totally awesome!
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lol :lol: LOL
 
Well I was in gym class and that particular day for whatever we mixed classes and had boys and girls in one class and for whatever reason a girl comes up to me (an attractive one mind you:p ) and asked me "do you want to touch my butt?" I really had no idea what to say:lol: I'm guessing it was either a dare or she was just messin with me...or she's just REALLY weird...

Well anyway, being the idiot I am I said yea and she just laughed and walked away...I felt like an idiot for days :p luckily though i didnt have any classes with her besides gym

She never spoke to me again lol
 
Mirc said:
Here's one of the weirdest things I've ever been told:

Happened about 3 months ago. In a random bus. There was this guy, he was clean and he looked perfectly normal, at first sight. The cell of a woman on the other side of him than I was rang... Then when she got it out of her purse, the guy turned to me (I have no idea why he turned to me, the bus was very crowded, there were lots of people there) and said:

"Samsung!!! SAAAMSUNG! Sure! Samsung, of course, I knew it!! It had to be Samsung!! It was the wife of the Pope!! I knew it!! He was with me when George Bush was born in Finland!! It had 3 breasts!! I swear, man, it had three breasts! It should have 6!! It was half! It was all half! Voltaire and Bush in Finland, that's it, that's the cause!! That's the point, the explanation!! I knew it! It had 3!!"

Okay... if you think this is weird... look at what he said next:
Spoiler :
He started talking in French. In a perfect French, from what I could see :eek: (note: he didn't speak Romanian with any accent at all, so I assume French was not his native language)

Rough translation of what I could understand from what he said:

"I saw him, I wanted to stop him, but I couldn't! Samsung, it was 3! It's everything there in Finland!! I was there, I saw it! I know it, I've seen it all, George Bush with his mother!! It's not their fault!!"

And he told me all this, repeating everything over and over, with a very serious and scared voice. I was actually concerned mostly about not bursting into laughter. ;) I have no idea what he wanted, what his problem was, how he got that insane, and where he learned such a perfect French.
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That is hilarious and strange to an enormous degree:lol:

I may not be one for strange sayings as much as awkward situations, such as when I opened my wallet to pay for something and there was a condem, right there, opened in plain sight. I proceeded as if it were normal. Another time is when my friend (this was long ago) tried to slide out the narrow opening he had slid his door too, but struggled... due to his erection...
There are many more, I'm sure!
 
"your pregnant"(Im a male)
 
Wierd things I have been told, Well I can't say the wierdest because that would violate the rules here but the wierdest thing that won't break the rules is a girl saying as a pick up line.

"I have no gag reflex wanna see first hand."
 
Colonel said:
Wierd things I have been told, Well I can't say the wierdest because that would violate the rules here but the wierdest thing that won't break the rules is a girl saying as a pick up line.

"I have no gag reflex wanna see first hand."
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ooh. i should use that line.
 
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