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Their are squirrels living in my walls!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by Bobbtjoe, Aug 13, 2009.

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  1. Bobbtjoe

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    Atleast we think they are squirrels. An exterminator came to my house today. There something living in my wall, but we don't know what. We think squirrels are the crimminal because I hear scratching in the wall during the day. There is no way to get into the wall other than a small 2 inch (4 centimeter?) hole. The thing is, I don't want then to die in the wall. What should I do?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!?!?!??!???!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
     
  2. Gooblah

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    :lol: I clciked on this thread thinking that God had answered my prayers, but sadly no.

    Seriously though, I think it may be rats - squirrels are too big for wall-living.
     
  3. West 36

    West 36 Can count up to 4

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    Disconnect your internet! Quick!
     
  4. Zack

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    I missed the part in the OP where you stated that live animals are living in your genitalia.
     
  5. Bobbtjoe

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    No, just ignore that misspelling. I meant "w"alls.
     
  6. Bobbtjoe

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    But I've got big balls!
     
  7. SS-18 ICBM

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    Get over 9000 bug bombs. Pack into wall. Detonate.

    Post back here with results.
     
  8. Earthling

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    Aye, the only true solution to squirrel problems. As Shakespeare would say, "Alas, poor Bobbtjoe, I knew him."
     
  9. Bobbtjoe

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    Are they toxic ;)
     
  10. kulade

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    There are...
     
  11. Seapeople

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    i saw a sqirrel livin in a store. The woman said they invaded her home/business and attacked a few people. It was chewing a wooden sign to pieces for some reason when i saw it. I think it might have been eating the wood.
     
  12. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    W is nowhere near B on the keyboard, but whatever.

    At least squirrels aren't living in your testicles.
     
  13. SS-18 ICBM

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    You are trying to get rid of the squirrels, are you not?
     
  14. Zack

    Zack 99% hot gas

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    You might not have a wall after the detonation, but TANSTAAFL.
     
  15. FriendlyFire

    FriendlyFire Codex WMDicanious

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    Self Castration ?
     
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