Their are squirrels living in my walls!

[Bobbtjoe]

Atleast we think they are squirrels. An exterminator came to my house today. There something living in my wall, but we don't know what. We think squirrels are the crimminal because I hear scratching in the wall during the day. There is no way to get into the wall other than a small 2 inch (4 centimeter?) hole. The thing is, I don't want then to die in the wall. What should I do?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!?!?!??!???!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[Gooblah]

I clciked on this thread thinking that God had answered my prayers, but sadly no.

Seriously though, I think it may be rats - squirrels are too big for wall-living.

 

[West 36]

Disconnect your internet! Quick!

 

[Zack]

Their are squirrels living in my balls!

I missed the part in the OP where you stated that live animals are living in your genitalia.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

I missed the part in the OP where you stated that live animals are living in your genitalia.

No, just ignore that misspelling. I meant "w"alls.

 

[Bobbtjoe]

I clciked on this thread thinking that God had answered my prayers, but sadly no.

Seriously though, I think it may be rats - squirrels are too big for wall-living.

But I've got big balls!

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

What should I do?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!?!?!??!???!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Get over 9000 bug bombs. Pack into wall. Detonate.

Post back here with results.

 

[Earthling]

Disconnect your internet! Quick!

Aye, the only true solution to squirrel problems. As Shakespeare would say, "Alas, poor Bobbtjoe, I knew him."

 

[Bobbtjoe]

Get over 9000 bug bombs. Pack into wall. Detonate.

Post back here with results.

Are they toxic

 

[kulade]

There are...

 

[Seapeople]

i saw a sqirrel livin in a store. The woman said they invaded her home/business and attacked a few people. It was chewing a wooden sign to pieces for some reason when i saw it. I think it might have been eating the wood.

 

[Zack]

No, just ignore that misspelling. I meant "w"alls.

W is nowhere near B on the keyboard, but whatever.

At least squirrels aren't living in your testicles.

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Are they toxic

You are trying to get rid of the squirrels, are you not?

 

[Zack]

Are they toxic

You might not have a wall after the detonation, but TANSTAAFL.

 

[FriendlyFire]

Self Castration ?

 

[Bobbtjoe]

But I've got big balls!

It is as if god wanted me to screw up! Ignore the misspell

 

[Bobbtjoe]

You might not have a wall after the detonation, but TANSTAAFL.

Damn back button! Ignore this.

 

[Babbler]

It's too bad they are not ferrets, because you jammed those down you're pant and gained the respect and admiration from the people of Yorkshire.

 

[Whomp]

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