Things I Desperately Wish Women Would Say to Me On First Dates

[eric_]

"Your temple makes me happy"

Even better: My temple will make you happy.

 

[Photi]

Things you desparately want not to hear on the first date:

Would you care to enter a permanent alliance?

run to the hills if you hear that!

 

[Photi]

Even better: My temple will make you happy.

you flaming me? lol, j/k. yours works better.

 

[eric_]

lol! No, just referencing the concept many women are taught from a young age (your body is a temple).

 

[Photi]

lol! No, just referencing the concept many women are taught from a young age (your body is a temple).

you're totally right, i said somethng the man would say, when we're talking about what women would say.

 

[Photi]

"I discovered steam power last night, I'm feeling too combusted call me sometime k?"

 

[thomson_2001]

right i dont know whether to laugh or cry guys :O

 

[Arlborn]

"Christ, you are my redemption! You are the best wonder!"

 

[TheLastOne36]

"Christ, you are my redemption! You are the best wonder!"

it would be evenfunnier if your name was christ.

 

[Quildavyr]

"I wanna be your Vassal.'Protect' me!"

"Take me to Hammam"


"One time,i gone to hippodrome....."(i dont want hear this)

"What you think about this deal?(open borders-open borders)

 

[FuRRie]

Best post of the day

 

[Bushface]

"So you say you're a Fast Worker ? Prove it."

 

[A1CBOZ]

"I'll show you mine if you show me yours" world maps..

 

[TheLastOne36]

"I'll show you mine if you show me yours" world maps..

I wish!

 

[turacu]

"I'll trade you my fur for your banana."

 

[Quildavyr]

This is a nasty thread.I loved it.

 

[TheLastOne36]

ok something you wouldn't want her to say

"Sorry, this deal cannot currently be canceled"

 

[Rusty Edge]

One more turn?! Well why didn't you say so? I understand perfectly.
Please tell me all about it ! Don't leave anything out!

 

[Jan Sobieski]

"Yeah winged hussars would be REALLY cool!"

LOL funniest oneliner ever

 

[RockTheCazbah87]

Blimey, where do you guys come up with this stuff?

All I can say is: Ladies, sit up and take notice!