Things I Desperately Wish Women Would Say to Me On First Dates

[Juvenal]

*sighs* "Why can't you be more like Cathy, my dear?"

"My stack of doom has reached the wooded area outside your inner sanctum!"

"Don't be a [tech] whore, darling"

 

[Lord_Zath]

I do believe that is the first time someone has admitted they've married somebody with full knowledge that they played Civ!

I got my fiancee hooked on the game. Both of us play almost every night for 1-2 hour sessions. She still has yet to master combat, though!

 

[Photi]

"You'll have to take it from my cold, dead hands!"

 

[Olleus]

"Is that a treaty in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"


"You don't need to use that espionage slider; I'll reveal anything you want me to"

 

[TheBladeRoden]

"Your spearman vs. my hwacha.
Odds of success?

Well....better with Wine resource."

 

[1889]

You people are all really, really pathetic.


Can't you see what a mistake it would be to date another civ addict?

 

[Photi]

this is just too much fun...

"Would you like me to spread my sushi?"

 

[axident]

Would you like to mine my mountains and perhaps follow that up with drilling for a gusher in my southern regions? It'll help with combustion so we can have an explosive time and you can start making that long, hard thing full of seamen that you know I like so much...

 

[gettingfat]

"Let's open border. I want to scout every inch of your land".

"I have two Great Pyramids. Is it a bug?"

"I may look like Liz during the day, but don't be fooled. You'll see my inner Boudica tonight".

 

[Olleus]

You people are all really, really pathetic.


Can't you see what a mistake it would be to date another civ addict?

But then I'd be able to fullfill my life long dream, an epic speed multiplayer game!


"Give me those horses and we'll both have something to mount"

 

[m4gill4]

I have a Quechua... Now where shall I put him?

 

[Bushface]

"Slavery is my favourite civic."

"You're so powerful ! I capitulate !"

 

[Quildavyr]

I have a Quechua... Now where shall I put him?

The unit must be Landsknecht.It would be better.

 

[Openfire]

Let's have sex!

 

[3 EMS]

Oh your culture is soooo strong. I think my city is about to fliiiiiiiiiip. ayeeeeee

 

[sydhe]

"You should let me cook dinner for you. I have the most delicious truffles in the world!"

 

[Öjevind Lång]

"Oh, you are my kind of man! I love Civilized Jewelry!"

 

[Arlborn]

"How can I bribe you in helping me in my war against my boss?"

 

[obliterate]

Culture bomb me!

 

[CliftonBazaar]

"I would love to work full time in order for you to play civ4 more often"