Things I Desperately Wish Women Would Say to Me On First Dates

[tomaalimosh]

Let's have sex!

Very very funny

 

[FeelGood]

I just want to say one word to you, just one word, "plastics"

 

[onedreamer]

"Tell me again about the oracle slingshot."

"Yeah winged hussars would be REALLY cool!"

"I think cottage economy represents the federal government, while specialist economy represents the autonomous local governments."

"Boudica of the Romans, of course!"

This is not a dream. In fact, I have discussed all of these and more with my wife. It was an important milestone in my life when I dragged her in the Civilization tunnel
Do we need Civfinder.com ?

 

[A1CBOZ]

I just want to say one word to you, just one word, "plastics"

gotta say it...

I just want to say one word to you, just one word, "latex"

 

[windmilltilter]

You must have just discovered Civil Service, baby, because you're making my irrigation spread!

 

[Don Euclid]

Awesome thread. Can't resist pitching in. Two ya would want to hear...

*looking down* "I see you like to do REX."

"I want to play with your espionage slider."

And one, not so much:

"Beep... beep... beep..."

 

[alpha wolf 64]

I'll trade a hit musical and wine for your banana.

What you dont want to hear:
No gems means no banana for clam

 

[Loki cdn]

Me: If I capitulate will you demand my banana as tribute?


Her: If you use your slider well your cultural boundary might expand over my beaver.

 

[IglooDame]

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[Arlborn]

Thanks!

If a women say to me:

"My favorite quote ever? Beep... beep... beep"

I'd go down to my knees and ask her to marry me!

 

[Stylesrj]

"Oh how I have broken the..."
(It's the Advanced Flight quote)

Nevermind...

"Art for art sake is an empty phrase. Art of for the sake of pleasure, art for the sake of sex, for that is what I am truly looking for"

 

[Traun]

"Let's go get some fast food, I want to finish Final Fantasy tonight." - if a girl tells me this then from this point forward I'm a married man.

 

[Stylesrj]

"I think I just had a Fall from Heaven!"

"I think your ex-boyfriend is a dangerous criminal masquerading as a world leader"

"My girlfriend's PMS is more dangerous than standing armies"

That last one is poor...

Or here's a good one:

"ARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!"

 

[Angst]

"Hey big boy, what a pretty Eiffel Tower... I'll guess I have to conquer it."
:shrudder:

 

[Diamondeye]

After reading the entire thread, I have 2 comments:
1) You made me laugh liek hell - keep up the good work people
2) Sadly, we need more women in here - and a pickup thread

 

[Love]

What about, I buy you some beer?

 

[Mauritania]

I want you to rise and fall like civilization

 

[Stylesrj]

I'm on the Road to War!

Let me sacrifice a thousand slaves in your honour!

Our ICBM was shot down by your SDI!

 

[Imrahil91]

My [ ] would look good at the end of your pole! (decare war)

 

[Diamondeye]

I want you to rise and fall like civilization

Nice one.