This generation's Shakespere writes..... I dunno, most terrible trend article ever

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In my house I got a bakazillion pens. Often times when I start using a pen I realized it ran out of ink, I got so many I forget which ones I can and can no longer use.
 

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He's trying to sound like Nietzsche's famous aphorism of "the madman" (TGS: 125) who seeks God. It's a cute imitation but kind of pointless and absurd (sort of like Nietzsche's). I'm sure there will be pens for a long time still, just not as prolific.
 

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I guess people put shopping lists in those gadgets now?
 

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It was kinda jarring reading about him using an iPad to sign for purchases. For a European born since 1980, those are just two entirely different eras. It's like reading about somebody using a smartphone to send a telegraph.
 

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I'm still fond of my checkbook. Works fine. Was relatively safe too until the sheeple moved to scanning them like a debit purchase from the store instead of the old way. Now it's not secure either. Yay progress! I do have to admit confusing 18 year olds with long hand writing is sorta of funny.
 

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Not gonna work to update the old saying, "the pen is mightier than the sword," with Bilton's alternative.
 

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I'm still fond of my checkbook. Works fine. Was relatively safe too until the sheeple moved to scanning them like a debit purchase from the store instead of the old way. Now it's not secure either. Yay progress! I do have to admit confusing 18 year olds with long hand writing is sorta of funny.

I was taught long hand writing in elementary school, although we didn't call it that, so I usually recognize it, and I can still write in it if I want to.
 

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That writing style makes more sense when you have a delicate tip. I loved my fountain pen until I left it on my desk at work and somebody demolished it with the ol' "it's not writing must push HARDER!"
 
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Side note: I hate signing things with my finger on a smartphone screen. It's impossible to make it look right.
 

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Unlike these gadgets, pens and pencils don't need batteries. This generation is being raised to be illiterate without batteries and electricity.
 

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I keep a pen in my pocket at all times (well all times when I'm clothed anyway). You never know when I'll need to write down some brilliant thought (or remind myself of various chores I need to perform). Very rarely I use the "notebook" feature of my phone, usually just for addresses & amounts of money I'm owed or owe.
 

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That writing style makes more sense when you have a delicate tip. I loved my fountain pen until I left it on my desk at work and somebody demolished it with the ol' "it's not writing must push HARDER!"

That must have been one derpy adult. :lol:
 

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Ayep.
 
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Duh, if you push fountain pens harder they write faster. Just like if you repeatedly hit the buttons in the elevator it moves faster.

Seriously, some people don't know anything about how the world really works.
 

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I liked this line:

Unlike pens, fingers don’t run out of ink, they’re free and you always have one with you.

Well, yeah, they're free, but any gizmo on which you could write with your finger costs more than a lifetime's supply of pens!
 

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I liked this line:



Well, yeah, they're free, but any gizmo on which you could write with your finger costs more than a lifetime's supply of pens!

Just cut your finger open and sign in blood.

Between this and the outstanding piece the NYT's ethicist did tackling the monumental question facing humanity of whether or not it's ethical to fast-forward through commercials on your DVR, the NYT is really spending it's money wisely on such top-of-the-shelf talent.
 

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This seems very relevant.


Link to video.

The most striking thing, imho, in the article in the OP was how the guy just didn't even mention the best solution to the teaching method thing. Why not, you know, embrace both?
 

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Spoilered for length:

Spoiler :
Yesterday, I went to Staples to purchase 4x6 blue, lined index cards. Ever since graduate school, I have maintained my research notes and bibliography on index cards of various colors. Passages I might want to reference later, I write out (yes, by hand; no cutting and pasting) on white, lined cards. The bibliographic information for books goes onto yellow cards, for scholarly articles onto blue. When my research was in fuller swing, I had uses for purple and green cards, and for unlined white cards.

And it used to be that one could purchase 4x6 index cards in at least the following colors: white, yellow (canary, actually), blue, purple and green—any one of these colors in packages of 100 for a dollar-two-ninety-eight.

But no more. White are still available (though I have noticed that the stock is scarcely sturdier than paper; certainly nothing deserving the name of card stock). But all the standard colors are gone. If you want colored cards, you can get a package of five different kinds of cards, 20 of each, that have one neon color on one side of the card, and a different neon color on the other side of the card.

But I don’t want cards that are blazing blue on one side and phosphorescent purple on the other. I’m sure that’s XTREME and all, but I want cards that are blue. To match the other blue cards that I have.

Go away, old man. What are you going to ask for next, a quill pen?

But why do I want index cards at all? Heck, we now live in a world where one doesn’t even need a pen. Just write anything you want with your finger on the touch screen of your latest device and store it into perpetuity in the cloud. I bet someone could finalize a mortgage on his tablet, with nothing more than the God-given appendage he uses to test whether paint is dry or pick his nose. We live in a brave new world. Why not avail myself of some bibliographical database on my computer?

Here’s why.

On the back of a blue bibliographic card I can write a summary of the article, or my reactions to the article, or how I want to use the article in my own writing. On the front of a yellow card, I can note the call number of the book, so that if I want to check it out again, I don’t have to look that back up. I can arrange stacks of cards in any order I want, rather than the alphabetical order that will surely be the default option in the computer program. I can group them by topic. Sort them into piles of read and unread, and put the most urgent ones on the top of the unread pile. When I put my quote cards in order, an essay sometimes practically writes itself.

You’ll tell me a computer can do all of that. There’ll be a “notes” section of the bibliographic template where I can write my notes, an “other” slot where I can record a call number, if that’s what I want. I can override the alphabetic default to sort by topic.

But I don’t want to have to figure out how to override a default in order to do something that I can do with zero effort with my cards.

And here’s something a tablet can’t do. While I’m reading a book, the card can serve as my bookmark.

There are real advantages to physical things. With a pen, if some nincompoop is nattering on about how great it is that we now live in a world where one doesn’t need a pen, I could stab that nincompoop. I want to see him fight back with the ergonomically rounded sides of his tablet.
 
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