This guy just made my night!

[NubianMercenary]

Buahaha!

Check for yoruselves, fellow Civers!

http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=3VzTrFEx-HM&feature=related

 

[Nickzilla]

Judging from that monster double chin, he needs to spend more time mowing the lawn so it's just as well he prefers it to playing civ4.

 

[PieceOfMind]

ROFL. Since when does anyone say, "Hi, I'm (name) and I hate (something) so much I wrote a poem about it."

Too much time spent playing Warcraft instead of going to school.

 

[pop daddy]

I don't think he spends too much time playing WoW. Trust me, WoW'ers don't know how to write anything that doesn't rhyme "Female Night Elf Priest" with "Orgasm".

 

[Lucky The Fox]

They do know a horrendously long list of abbreviations though.

 

[Tatran]

I just saw one of "What did Civ4 leaders really look like" movies and
noticed Boudica's theme is different from the one used in the game.
Too bad, I like the music in the youtube movie too.

Edit :
Peter, Stalin, Genghis Khan, Suleyman, Napoleon, Willem van Oranje ("Wilhelmus") have also a different theme.
Darius has a (larger?) beard.

 

[Woodreaux]

EPIC FAIL!!! This guy obviously got mauled by Monty and Shaka too many times.

 

[Joecoolyo]

Haha, classic

 

[Lemon Merchant]

(Swoon) Oh goodness, I have the vapors! A young, studly, WoW playing poet like that? And he mows the lawn too?

Oh where, oh where can I get his phone number?

 

[NubianMercenary]

LMFAO!

I'm glad there's guys out there like him. Makes me feel better about myself.

Tahaha!

 

[Joecoolyo]

(Swoon) Oh goodness, I have the vapors! A young, studly, WoW playing poet like that? And he mows the lawn too?

Oh where, oh where can I get his phone number?

Just search "desperateWoWpoet" on Google and you'll probably find his Oscar worthy life story

 

[Lemon Merchant]

Just search "desperateWoWpoet" on Google and you'll probably find his Oscar worthy life story

I'm not sure my keyboard could handle the resulting nausea.

 

[Joecoolyo]

I'm not sure my keyboard could handle the resulting nausea.

I'm sure it could tough it out, I mean he's only a 200 pound WoW playing poet who rather Mow Lawns than play civ 4... actually looking back at the facts, I'm not sure any keyboard would be able to handle putting all those... ... sorry, words together.

 

[Lemon Merchant]

I'm sure it could tough it out, I mean he's only a 200 pound WoW playing poet who rather Mow Lawns than play civ 4... actually looking back at the facts, I'm not sure any keyboard would be able to handle putting all those... ... sorry, word together.

It would never work. We have nothing in common. I'd rather play Civ than mow lawns. But I could give one of those WoW Elf women a run for her money...

 

[Joecoolyo]

It would never work. We have nothing in common. I'd rather play Civ than mow lawns. But I could give one of those WoW Elf women a run for her money...

Nah, if he had a choice between you and a Elf thing, he'd probably go for the Elf (you know WoWer's, with their love for 1's and 0's )

 

[sandman730]

that guy is hillarious. Good thing he prefers mowing the lawn over civ, because he needs to get off of his nerdy WoW and work out (he is FAT).

 

[Joecoolyo]

that guy is hillarious. Good thing he prefers mowing the lawn over civ, because he needs to get off of his nerdy WoW and work out (he is FAT).

No, he's not fat, he's just horizontally challenged

 

[Lemon Merchant]

I guess he would be better off with an Elf girl. I'd stop his heart.

 

[Joecoolyo]

I guess he would be better off with an Elf girl. I'd stop his heart.

What heart?

 

[sandman730]

Here is what he should read:

I am an idiot
I'm stupid
That's because I prefer World of Warcraft over civ
I play World of Warcraft all day and night
While snacking and eating so that I am fat
I prefer to mow the lawn
Because I haven't cut it for a year
The best I've got with a girl
Is when I played as an elven maiden
I hate civ so very much
That is because I'm too ******ed to understand it
I loose at 3900 BC on settler
Because I hate this game and I hate you too