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This is why Jeff Foxworthy will never run out of material

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by DBear, Apr 5, 2009.

  1. DBear

    DBear unbeliever

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    The jokes just write themselves...
     
  2. BakingTheArt

    BakingTheArt His Evening Coat

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    You know you're a redneck when you punch a preacher in the face because you try to bring beer into church?

    Doesn't exactly flow to me.
     
  3. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    Jeff Foxworthy will never run out of material because he never had any to begin with. :smug:
     
  4. .Shane.

    .Shane. Take it like a voter Retired Moderator

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    He's no Larry the Cable Guy!
     
  5. Shekwan

    Shekwan Kim Chi Quaffing Celt

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    Hold on. Theres a lot odd events in this story.

    There was a wake in a church? A person drinking was unwelcome?

    Also, the methods of assault are really weird. Grabbed by the face? Kicked in the chest?
     
  6. Luckymoose

    Luckymoose The World is Mine

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    Yes, these are unusual. Drinking at a wake has never been an issue at the ones I've attended, and I've never seen a wake that wasn't in a funeral home.
     
  7. King of Town

    King of Town Adventuring

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    We had the wake for my great grandpa at his house. I think it was an old timey thing.

    That woman might be chuck norris's mom.
     
  8. Formaldehyde

    Formaldehyde Both Fair And Balanced

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    Yes, believe it or not, alcohol is typically prohibited at fundamentalist churches. Many even use grape juice instead of wine for the Eucharist.
     
  9. JollyRoger

    JollyRoger Slippin' Jimmy Supporter

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    She probably just brought too uppity of a beer.
     
  10. JonathanStrange

    JonathanStrange PrinceWithA1000Enemies

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    Leave Chuck Norris' mom out of this - He might be listenin'.
     
  11. Phlegmak

    Phlegmak Deity

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    I must agree with that one.
     

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