Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by DBear, Apr 5, 2009.
The Houston Chronicle
The jokes just write themselves...
You know you're a redneck when you punch a preacher in the face because you try to bring beer into church?
Doesn't exactly flow to me.
Jeff Foxworthy will never run out of material because he never had any to begin with.
He's no Larry the Cable Guy!
Hold on. Theres a lot odd events in this story.
There was a wake in a church? A person drinking was unwelcome?
Also, the methods of assault are really weird. Grabbed by the face? Kicked in the chest?
Yes, these are unusual. Drinking at a wake has never been an issue at the ones I've attended, and I've never seen a wake that wasn't in a funeral home.
We had the wake for my great grandpa at his house. I think it was an old timey thing.
That woman might be chuck norris's mom.
Yes, believe it or not, alcohol is typically prohibited at fundamentalist churches. Many even use grape juice instead of wine for the Eucharist.
She probably just brought too uppity of a beer.
Leave Chuck Norris' mom out of this - He might be listenin'.
I must agree with that one.
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