those Cursed Germsn!!!!!!

youngster76

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I, the great chaiman of China, had ruled the land justly and fairly. Why, I traded with all the nations. Indeed, I did make "slight" demand on the imbecile Germans... and they refused! What nerves! They only have 6 cities to my glorious empire of 23 cities!
The year was 231 A.D, and my horde of riders were fast approaching their pitty defense, thinly held by few spearmen and 4 swordmen. Then all of sudden! Skies fell, and great dark cloud swept over Germany. Our wisemen were send out to investigate, and they arrived with terrible news! Germany has struck deal with the darkness! THeir swordmen, who previously only had attack of 3 were now endowed with attack of 25!!! and their defense value had increased from 2 to 15 !!! Not only that, they now moved 3 times as much!
We cursed the evil Germans, who also made them industrous, religious, and militaristic! I wonder what they sold to attain such great power! :eek:
Soon, my great horde of Riders were broken, and they started invading the homeland... Germans be cursed! We had no access to iron... so we can build the swordmen... then more bad news... our wisemen told me we became stupid! THey told me Germans get their evil hadns into some Occult activity called "Scenario Editor" and erased all of our scientific knowledge!!!!! :mad: CUrse them! CUrse them! well, in few more years, their armies marched over China, and captured what rightfully belonged to us... and in the end, put an end to our glorious empire... CHina is no more... because... German made pact with the evil one... :mad: :mad: :midfinger


------ heh heh... well, I had a little fun with cheating... waht can I say? I'm sure Chairman Mao was mad when I cheated.... i just wanted to try out the editor, adn it worked wonderfully....
 
Muwhhahahahahhahahahahha!
 
Thats pretty funny:)

One question though, Is that a story or a tale? I don't think it really counts as a story or a tale and should probably be posted in Civ3 general discussions.
 
Personally, I thought it was a great Story.

I love the glorious tales that are told here with such panache but this tickled my ribs.

Great fun.
 
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