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Hamilton321

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Welcome to Hamilton321's three am philosophical insights, the weirdest humor around:

What nineteenth century people think when they see hot spring: what if we do our laundry and cooking in it?
boomers: what if we preserve it for future generations?
Asians: what if we wear masks so that we do not inhale the fumes?
Zers: what if we yeet our hats into it?

There is no place on earth that is completely representative of the cultural and political divide between east and west: I show him map of Korean peninsula.

Civilization IV AI; we outnumber the enemy, but what if we split our SOD into multiple small SODs? That way we can be defeated in detail.

Victoria II when China westernizes:
"You want me, you got me!"
Britain: "what does the great powers tab say about his industrial power level?"
Great powers tab: "Its over 9000!!!"
"Nani?! there's no way that can be right. Cannnittt!"
Westernized China: "I think its right, after all I was trained in the art of massive population combined with factory spam."
 
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