Welcome to Hamilton321's three am philosophical insights, the weirdest humor around: What nineteenth century people think when they see hot spring: what if we do our laundry and cooking in it? boomers: what if we preserve it for future generations? Asians: what if we wear masks so that we do not inhale the fumes? Zers: what if we yeet our hats into it? There is no place on earth that is completely representative of the cultural and political divide between east and west: I show him map of Korean peninsula. Civilization IV AI; we outnumber the enemy, but what if we split our SOD into multiple small SODs? That way we can be defeated in detail. Victoria II when China westernizes: "You want me, you got me!" Britain: "what does the great powers tab say about his industrial power level?" Great powers tab: "Its over 9000!!!" "Nani?! there's no way that can be right. Cannnittt!" Westernized China: "I think its right, after all I was trained in the art of massive population combined with factory spam."