From the United Resistance Coalition of CFC: Fellow posters, I come to you in the wake of recent events to issue a call to reason. Let no OTer deny the perils of our time. While we flame at one another, divided by the petty strife of our common egoism, the tide of greater conflict is turning against us, threatening to destroy all that we have accomplished. It is time for us as trollers and as spammers to set aside our long-standing feuds and unite! The tides of an unwinnable war are upon us, and we must seek refuge on higher ground, lest we be swept away by the flood. The old CFC is no more. Whatever unity or protection of benevolent moderators it once provided is a phantom, a memory. With the moderators left unchecked, who will you turn to for protection? The devastation brought by the moderators is self-evident. We have seen our posts and threads annihilated by the calculated editing of Turner. We have seen first-hand our fellow comrades consumed by the nightmarish suspensions and bannings. Unprecedented and unimaginable though they may be, these are the signs of our time. The time has come, my fellow CFCers, to rally to a new banner. In unity lies strength; already many of the dissident factions have joined us. Out of the many, we shall forge an indivisible whole, capitulating only to a single throne. And from that throne, our kings, Perfection and Fifty, shall watch over you! From this day forward, let no CFCer make war upon any other CFCer. Let no administrator conspire against this new beginning. And let no traitorous reporter consort with moderator powers. And to all the enemies of rule-breakers, seek not to bar our way, for we shall spam through, no matter the cost! So, congrats new moderators. Enjoy your powers while they last.