Threeway Presidential Election!

[Elrohir]

Just out of curiosity, I want to know who you all would support - Colbert, or the frontrunners from the Democratic and Republican parties, Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani.

Poll forthcoming.

 

[Integral]

Given those three, I'd have to vote for Colbert.

He wouldn't win, so it's a safe protest vote.


-Integral

 

[Elta]

Given those three, I'd have to vote for Colbert.

He wouldn't win, so it's a safe protest vote.


-Integral

*nods in agreement*

I am gonna be mad if we have 2 fake moderates with both nominations

 

[GoodEnoughForMe]

Obviously Colbert; He IS America (And so can you!)

 

[Atlas14]

Billary Clintonette

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Given those three, Colbert is probably the best.

 

[Elta]

Given those three, Colbert is probably the best.

*Still laughing uncontrollably from the last thread*

 

[Godwynn]

Stephen Colbert. At least he will make us laugh while our nation tanks.

 

[MjM]

Of course, Colbert wins a landslide.

 

[The Yankee]

We could do a lot worse than Colbert, IMO. Even if he would spend time in the Oval Office prank calling France.

 

[SG-17]

Colbert, I wonder what would happen if he actually ran.

 

[Irish Caesar]

I think of those choices, Hillary Clinton.

That way, we'd have a good nominee in 2012 who could really clean up the mess left behind.

 

[Theryman]

It depends- does Colbert stay in character while he is in office, or does he move out of character when not in the public eye?

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Colbert, the candidate of truthiness!

Although, if he were elected, would he start a war with Hungary?

 

[Integral]

Although, if he were elected, would he start a war with Hungary?

Tough choice...war with Hungary, or univeral mandatory health insurance?
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How strong is Hungary's army again? We can take 'em!


-Integral

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Tough choice...war with Hungary, or univeral mandatory health insurance?
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How strong is Hungary's army again? We can take 'em!


-Integral

He could just send the Colbert Nation after them.

 

[Bast]

Anyone but Ron Paul.

 

[Stewbert 08]

I'm voting for Colbert the man, but even Colbert the character would make a better president than Rudy.

 

[Norton II]

Colbert. He's the least likely of the three to complete America's transformation into a police state within four years.

 

[Stewbert 08]

Notice that with Colbert in the race, Hillary is now beating Rudy, contrary (iirc) to actual presidential polls, and thus potentially saving our nation from 4 years of Ferretface.

COLBERT SOLVES EVERYTHING