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Colbert. He's the least likely of the three to complete America's transformation into a police state within four years.
Colbert the character would.
To paraphrase him a little while ago:
"My guest tonight says that America is slowly turning into a police state. I say, it's about time!" or it might have been "What's taking so long?", but I can't remember which.