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Tiger Woods - the best driver in the business?

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Apparently not, he had a low speed collision with a fire hydrant and then crashed into a tree.

First reports had him as seriously injured but later ones say cuts to face and discharge.
 
Maybe. I was gonna make the thread when he was still apparently seriously injured but thought that would be in bad taste.
 
is he still in hospital
 
Nope he's been discharged with elastoplasts apparently.

EDIT: It's only cuts to face, of course he's gonna recover.

Time to make gags about his driving ability.

EDIT2: Of course he is stil greatest golfer there has ever been, he's gonna beat Nicklaus for sure I think.
 
Yeah, I agree. He rarely uses a driver off the tee, but he can hit the ball really hard.
 
Yeah, I agree. He rarely uses a driver off the tee, but he can hit the ball really hard.

Sure, he can hit it hard...you have to be able to hit it hard to be in the top 20 or so in driving.....but he's no John Daly off the tee. But he has Daly beat by far in the rest of his game.
 
I have ;)

He's lost his touch recently, but was showing signs of a comeback.

Crashes at 2AM in the morning and everyone saying he wasn't drunk raises suspicion however. Maybe he is doing an Agassi?

EDIT: Reply to Mise there.
 
Update on this. It seems TMZ is saying his wife beat the crap out of him: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/28/tiger-woods-elin-nordegren-fight-accident-suv-lacerations/

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.
We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.

Wow. Hell hate no fury like a woman scorned I guess.
 
On the BBC they are still saying his wife smashed the back window with her golf club to help him escape lol.
 
Tiger isn't even the best all-around golfer.

He is the most focused week in, week out, which makes him win more than most other golfers. Anthony Kim and John Daly (among a half dozen others) are better golfers, but have way less focus.
 
Tiger isn't even the best all-around golfer.

He is the most focused week in, week out, which makes him win more than most other golfers. Anthony Kim and John Daly (among a half dozen others) are better golfers, but have way less focus.

Focus is a part of the game. Jamarcus Russell completely outclasses Peyton Manning physically, but guess who has the most focus and works on their game the most?
 
http://sports.yahoo.com/golf/pga/news?slug=ap-woods-accident&prov=ap&type=lgns
WINDERMERE, Florida (AP)—The mystery over a Tiger Woods’ car crash intensified when his agent called state troopers on their way to Woods’ house on Saturday and asked them to wait another day before speaking to him.

It was the second straight day Woods was unavailable to talk. His wife told troopers on Friday, after the world’s No. 1 golfer had been treated and released from a hospital, that he was sleeping and asked that they return Saturday.

Woods is not required by law to speak to the Florida Highway Patrol because it is being investigated as a traffic accident, spokeswoman Sergeant Kim Montes said.
Woods was injured when his Cadillac SUV struck a fire hydrant and a tree just beyond his driveway at 2:25 a.m. Friday. Police said his lips were cut and blood was in his mouth when officers arrived. Police chief Daniel Saylor said Woods’ wife, Elin, smashed the back window with a golf club to help get him out.

Montes said troopers were en route to Woods’ $2.4 million mansion in the gated community of Isleworth when agent Mark Steinberg called dispatch and was put through to the troopers, telling them Woods and his wife were unavailable.

“I don’t know what was said,” Montes said.

Steinberg did not immediately respond to a text message seeking comment.

With so many questions lingering—where was he going at that hour?—and rumors circulating on the Internet, one marketing expert said silence was only stirring the pot.

“Every 10 seconds these days, people update their tweets,” said David Schwab, vice president of Octagon. “People are just adding speculation and controversy. You need something to settle the ship. If he’s not able to do it, find someone to do it for him.”

Montes said it was “kind of normal” for Woods not to speak on Friday, the day he was treated and released from a hospital.

“It is unusual that we haven’t gotten a statement,” she said. “This just delays us to getting closer to the completion of the investigation.”

She said troopers inside the gates “are looking for other things for their investigation,” and for now, that pertains only to a traffic accident. Montes said Woods is not required to give a statement, only his driver’s license, insurance and registration.

“We still are going to move forward with our crash investigation,” Montes said.

The emergency phone tapes of the crash could be released as early as Sunday.

More than two dozen media and a cluster of TV trucks were camped outside the gates of Isleworth, an exclusive subdivision near Orlando that’s set on an Arnold Palmer-designed golf course and a chain of small lakes, watching for any developments. Even a couple of tourists stopped by and took pictures.

Woods’ news conference for the Chevron World Challenge, the tournament he hosts that benefits his foundation, had been scheduled for Tuesday. It’s unclear whether he would still play, or even attend the event in Thousand Oaks, California.

“We do not know if Tiger is playing; we are anticipating a great week of competition,” said Greg McLaughlin, the tournament director and president of his foundation.

In a telephone interview, Woods’ father-in-law, radio journalist Thomas Nordegren, told The Associated Press in Stockholm that he would not discuss the accident.

“I haven’t spoken to her in the last few … ” Nordegren said about his daughter, Elin, before cutting himself off. “I don’t want to go into that.”

Woods’ mother-in-law Barbro Holmberg also refused to address the matter.

“She doesn’t want to comment on private issues like these,” Holmberg’s spokeswoman Eva Malmborg said.

Woods has shared precious little about his private life during his dominance of golf, which has brought him 82 victories around the world and 14 major championships, second only to the 18 professional majors won by Jack Nicklaus.

His endorsements—Nike, AT&T, Accenture, Gillette, Gatorade—have helped make him the first athlete to top $1 billion in earnings.

Aside from occasional criticism of his temper inside the ropes, he has kept himself out of the news outside his sport. In an October posting on his Facebook account, Woods wrote, “I’m asked why people don’t often see me and Elin in gossip magazines or tabloids. I think we’ve avoided a lot of media attention because we’re kind of boring. …”

“He’s an iconic brand, the platinum standard,” said John Rowady, president of rEvolution, a Chicago-based sports marketing agency. “I find it interesting how he’s being attacked by so many sides after how gracious he’s been. But even the best of celebrities who try to do their best can be riddled with controversy.”

Rowady said Woods has solid relationships with his sponsors, and they are not likely to drop him over what is known so far.

“Here’s a guy that has a squeaky clean record,” Rowady said. “He leads the king’s life and everybody admires him. It’s a personal matter, but his ability to come out and talk about it will be interesting. I’m sure he has a lot of pressure on him and is trying to avoid the rumors.”

Nordegren, a former model from Sweden who once worked as a nanny for golfer Jesper Parnevik, is as private as Woods. She keeps a low profile at tournaments, watching her husband from behind the ropes, and moves on when photographers start taking her picture.

Asked at a Friday news conference if the couple could have been arguing, Saylor said he had no knowledge of that.

The accident came two days after the National Enquirer published a story alleging that Woods had been seeing a New York night club hostess, and that they recently were together in Melbourne, where Woods competed in the Australian Masters.

The woman, Rachel Uchitel, denied having an affair with Woods when contacted by the AP.

“I resent my reputation is getting completely blasted in the media,” she said during a telephone interview late Friday. “Everyone is assuming I came out and said this. This is not a story I have anything to do with.”

Uchitel said she was in Melbourne two weeks ago with clients and never saw Woods the entire time she was there.

“The story stands for itself,” National Enquirer executive editor Barry Levine told the AP on Saturday.

AP Golf Writer Doug Ferguson in Jacksonville, AP Sports Writer Tim Dahlberg in Las Vegas and Associated Press writers Tamara Lush and Lisa Orkin Emmanuel in Miami and Louise Nordstrom in Stockholm contributed to this report.
 
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