TIL the
English did the French Revolution more than a century before the French did.
I mean, I'd heard of an English Civil War involving Parliamentarians, but I assumed that they
lost. Why is this not as well known as the actual French Revolution?
Because it happened in the seventeenth century, which is full of
incredibly important, world-shattering events that are rarely taught due to time constraints. War in general is rarely taught in pre-graduate education. Furthermore, the historiographical concept of the General Crisis hasn't really percolated down very far, so even the stuff that wasn't particularly heavy on war gets skipped.
Early modernity is a vast hole in general historical education, which kind of sucks!
How did contemporaries react? Did England become a pariah state as well?
Not really!
The biggest problem that foreign powers had with the French revolutionaries was that they tried to export the revolution. The revolutionaries' ideology was
annoying, but certainly not worthy of an intervention. There
were plenty of ideological opponents of the French revolutionaries, of course. Catherine the Great of Russia and Gustav III of Sweden were foremost among them. But neither power was involved in the actual war that erupted in 1792. It was primarily French efforts to vacate Imperial sovereignty that occasioned the crisis with Austria and Prussia and thus the war. (Mismanagement both by the "men on the scene" and by the new emperor, Franz II, did not exactly help things.) At the time of the outbreak of war, Louis was actually still the king, and hoped to ride the coattails of a jolly war of national regeneration to renewed popularity. It didn't work out that way, of course.
England also picked fights with other powers in Europe during the Commonwealth. Cromwell's regime fought the Scottish and Irish, went to war with Spain over Spanish harboring of the exiled Charles (II), and fought with the Dutch over the Navigation Act. But it also managed to ally with royalist France and in general was more pragmatic (and also less successful) with its efforts to export the revolution. A "Western Design" to conquer parts of the Spanish empire in the Americas fell apart in the face of Spanish resistance and Caribbean disease. The English of the 1650s did not play particularly well with others, but they did a better job of it than did the French of the 1790s, both for intentional and unintentional reasons.
The English Revolution wasn't very thorough, was it ? They didn't massacre the nobility and didn't even wipe out the royal family. A really half assed affair compared to what the French and the Russians did.
The French didn't massacre the nobility or wipe out the royal family very well. In fact, in 1814-15, when the dust finally cleared, the French had
more nobility and royal families, because they had the Bourbon ones and the Bonaparte ones. Then they got even
more after the July Revolution of 1830: Orléanists, Legitimists, and Bonapartists.