Tired of the responses for grumpy civ

[onmy6]

Is there any way I can make my own responses for the diplo screen but not for a custom civ but for all civ's e.g. " really is that right well my gonna destroy your crappy civ and burn into dust you pathetic little creep" or something like that

I was in the middle of playing Civ5 Last night and the Ottomans were harassing the hell out of me, to the point where I was about to head butt my PC monitor lol when all you have is "denounce, don't spy on me and don't settle near me", it becomes alittle frustrating to say the least, also a word of advice to others don't drink and civ , it's a dangerous combination lol