Top 10 Country Songs

[Fr8monkey]

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine
9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I've Woke Up With a Few
8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'
6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win
5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here
4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him
3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger
2. She Gets Better Lookin' with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...
1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

 

[Onionsoilder]

Q: What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

A:

Spoiler :

You get your house back, you get your truck back, you get your dog back, you get your girl back...

 

[draggar]

Brain: You know there's an "O" in country, right?
Quagmire: Not the way I spell it, giggity giggity goooooooooooooooo!!

 

[classical_hero]

Good one .

 

[Sharwood]

The sad thing is I know a Meatloaf song that's at least as bad as any on that list. Which of course just makes it all the more awesome.

 

[dragonforce]

here are my top ten country songs
wait! i dont listen to country nore do i care

 

[Veritass]

A real song from Doug Stone:

"I'd be better off in a pine box,
On a slow train back to Georgia, ..."

 

[Sharwood]

"She broke my heart,

So I broke her jaw."

 

[soul_warrior]

"She broke my heart,

So I broke her jaw."

im calling the authorities!

 

[Sharwood]

im calling the authorities!

It's a country song. In Jesusland, beating your wife is perfectly legal.