Top Ten Neville Longbottom Facts

[Stewbert 08]

1. Neville Longbottom's tears cure basilisk venom. Too bad he has never cried.

2. Neville Longbottom's dot on the Marauder's Map is labeled "B.A.M.F."

3. Chuck Norris's boggart is Neville Longbottom.

4. They were going to release a Hogwarts edition of Clue but the answer always turned out to be "Neville Longbottom, in the courtyard, with the sword of Godric Gryffindor."

5. Neville Longbottom once challenged Lance Armstrong to a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Neville Longbottom won... by five.

6. The seventh book initially followed Neville's last year at Hogwarts, but J.K. Rowling changed it to Harry's endless camping adventures to bring the rating down to PG-13.

7. Merlin was awarded an Order Of Neville (Third Class).

8. When Neville Longbottom uses the Knight Bus, he calls himself Harry Potter to avoid all the attention.

9. Dragon's blood has twelve uses. There are forty-three uses for Neville Longbottom's blood with more being discovered every day.

10. Neville Longbottom is sick of these m&^%ing snakes on this m$#%$ing campus.

 

[Japanrocks12]

get with the meme already. this aint funny no more

 

[Fifty]

is it two years ago again when that was funny?

 

[ainwood]

Moderator Action: Moved to Humor & Jokes

 

[Erik Mesoy]

That was awesome.

 

[emzie]

10. Neville Longbottom is sick of these m&^%ing snakes on this m$#%$ing campus.

Never had heard that one. I lol'd irl.

 

[Mise]

Who the . .. .. .. . is Neville Longbottom?

 

[Catharsis]

Who the . .. .. .. . is Neville Longbottom?

yo daddy ....

 

[Mise]

Oh you did not just go there.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

I found it funny, if only because it's so incongruous.

 

[warpus]

in soviet russia, YOU roundhouse kick chuck norris

(hey, as long as we're doing a stale memes thread)

 

[Erik Mesoy]

Hey. The meme might be stale. The new take on it, however, makes me .

 

[Jawz II]

The crap is a nevill longbottom?

 

[Stormrage]

I have to say I don`t know who he is? Enlighten us?

 

[Erik Mesoy]

read moar HP.

(Read more Harry Potter.)

 

[Mise]

If ever I decide to turn into a twelve year old girl, I'll surely do that.

 

[Stormrage]

Good point there, Mise.

 

[Erik Mesoy]

If you ever should happen not to be a twelve year old girl, you might try reading it for the allegory which twelve year old girls probably wouldn't notice.

 

[Swedishguy]

I think it's time for me to say something that could be described as an "internet meme". How about this:

In Soviet Russia, Mudkip Lieks YOU!!

 

[West 36]

If you ever should happen not to be a twelve year old girl, you might try reading it for the allegory which twelve year old girls probably wouldn't notice.

There is no God?