Trump is not President

[JollyRoger]

Trump has asked us not to believe the following media outlets:

ABC
CBS
NBC
CNN
NY Times

In the interest of being a patriotic American, I investigated what they were saying on one topic and they are astonishingly consistent. Given that they are known liars, it is doubtful they are all telling the truth, so they must all be lying:

Donald Trump pulled off a stunning upset Tuesday night after capturing the presidency from Hillary Clinton by grabbing key battleground states and even snatching traditional Democratic strongholds from the former secretary of state.

http://abcnews.go.com/Politics/dona...n-concedes-historic-contest/story?id=43369466

Donald Trump, in a major upset, was elected the 45th president of the United States over Hillary Clinton.

Donald Trump, in a major upset, was elected the 45th president of the United States over Hillary Clinton.

America woke up Wednesday to a new and unexpected reality — Donald J. Trump will be the next president of the United States.

http://www.nbcnews.com/storyline/20...n-donald-trump-wins-white-house-upset-n679936

Donald Trump will become the 45th president of the United States

http://www.cnn.com/2016/11/08/politics/election-day-2016-highlights/index.html

Presidential Election Results: Donald J. Trump Wins

http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/president

 

[Valka D'Ur]

I wonder if anyone has really explained that to him.

 

[Kyriakos]

The media don't (always) make the president

Problem with your situation (US, and not just US but most of Europe, including my own country) is that you have clowns fighting other clowns, so the result can never be settled by logic. So sentiment reigns, which leads to no clown side ever being defeated. When you play Clown vs Clown, you already know who the winner is.

Curiously (or not), it is countries like Iceland and (afaik-recent news) Romania, where people actually don't give up until the situation is less clown-infested.

 

[Glassfan]

I wonder what he thinks of YouTube?

 

[Zkribbler]

Trump has said that millions of illegal Mexicans voted in the last election. He's also said that Mexicans love him. This would explain his upset victory.

 

[onejayhawk]

Obviously we should believe Daily Koss, which is saying that Trump is President (but shouldn't be).

J

 

[caketastydelish]

Trump is not president. He is a dick tator

 

[Farm Boy]

Trump is not president. He is a dick tater

Now, so agreed!

 

[onejayhawk]

Trump is not president. He is a dick tator

Mr Potato ... Not going there.

Besides, he's a Don not a Dick. Where does semi-organized crime fit into things?

J

 

[Agent327]

The problem with Mr Trump is not that he is not president, but that he is and is still acting as if on campaign. That's something even FoxNews can't be positive about - and they aren't. Yes, even FoxNews can't get around Mr Trump still being his usual, lying, self-aggrandizing self. And, they don't. Something which seems lost only on Mr Trump in his personal presidential bubble.

 

[Truronian]

The problem with Mr Trump is not that he is not president, but that he is and is still acting as if on campaign. That's something even FoxNews can't be positive about - and they aren't. Yes, even FoxNews can't get around Mr Trump still being his usual, lying, self-aggrandizing self. And, they don't. Something which seems lost only on Mr Trump in his personal presidential bubble.

I think Trump is planning frequent rallies over the next few years. He will surely view them as the most successful part of his campaign, and he clearly enjoys dong them. There is also good reason to believe he is not enjoying the White House work involved in the presidency. He'll probably leave policy and governance to Bannon and the rest of his White House team while he seeks to maintain his personality cult with the electorate.

 

[AlpsStranger]

I don't understand how he has a personality cult. He has the appeal of a sack of wet ****.

He has a hot wife who would leave him in a quarter second if he lost all his money. I'd buy a hotter one if I had half his money so, am I supposed to be impressed?

Dennis Kucinich and his wife? Now that was impressive! And she's prettier in grown-man standards. Melania is what a teenage boy thinks the ideal woman looks like, IMO.

 

[Cutlass]

Emotionally he is a teenage boy. That's why he replaces his wives with younger models (literally) when they age out.

 

[Kaitzilla]

I wonder what he thinks of YouTube?

Wow, gonna have to put Crows on the endangered species list.

It's amazing that so many smart people were dead wrong.
Intelligence means you should be able to anticipate the future a bit.

 

[Kaitzilla]

Also, it feels really good to see the other shoe on Trump's foot.

The man who founded his political career on Obama's birth certificate is now dogged by 0 proof rumors that he is a Russian pawn.
Karma says it should remain an issue for 5 years even if no proof is found bwahahaha.

 

[caketastydelish]

Emotionally he is a teenage boy. That's why he replaces his wives with younger models (literally) when they age out.

I honestly wouldn't mind having a sugar daddy. But someone like Trump, or lawyers that can only post one line, is just not enough to satisfy my needs. Trent Reznor or Chester Bennington, I'd be down.

 

[JollyRoger]

I survived the Bowling Green Massacre, the Atlanta Apocalypse, and the Stockholm Shootout.

 

[caketastydelish]

But so did the people I mentioned.​

 

[metalhead]

The media really should start calling him Mr. Fake President. To his face. Literally all the time.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Emotionally he is a teenage boy. That's why he replaces his wives with younger models (literally) when they age out.

I have him pegged with the emotional maturity of a 5-year-old, most of the time (and got pinked on CBC.ca for saying so).

It's depressing how many people on my country's main news site defend that thing. And yesterday, the talk was all about "How DARE people say mean things about Trump's children?! " in reference to a woman from Quebec who has been advocating a boycott of the Hudson's Bay Company stores because they sell Ivanka Trump's cheap-looking, Asian sweatshop-made "fashions".