I decided to stay sober this time so you can expect some serious attempts to come up with witty remarks this time. This is what the empire looks like now: 1900BC The orders as given by the wise people that make up our government were executed as voted on. Good news: Our wise men discover writing and guess what? Monarchy was available to research next! [dance] Some people thought Dellham was really boring, they picked up their stuff and left, it seems another group of bored people are preparing to do exactly the same! Dell, do something about it your people are leaving as fast as they can reproduce! At the same time the legion reports they have found the end of the continent, only the chariot is in the position now to discover the blackness that lies beyond... 1850BC The chariot reports it has found the end of the continent too...we have a confirmation: we are alone here!!! 1800BC Reneaux was founded by the people who left Dellham it is reported that the people there aren't having any parties at all, they really weren't the party-animals of Dellham everybody held them for. Only when Elvis came to the rescue people were satisfied. They can party, until the arrival of a unit to hold back the rioters... People in Marl Downs aren't happy either, Elvis visits the local bar on a daily basis until a settler is build. People in Little Nemo are unhappy, the warrior which was on its way to Elysium returns home and people are satisfied again, Elysium has to wait a few more turns until Little Nemo has build another unit. People in Dellham are unhappy, Elvis will cheer them up until the legion arrives. 1750BC ThunderFalls builds warrior and starts settler 1700BC Holy ****!! Indians start Colossus! Bad news people... Legion arrives at Dellham and people are content again! 1650BC It's official now, we're the happiest civilization on the face of this earth, I'm jumping from excitement. The chariot arrives at Reneaux and the people are content, they better be, those guys in their chariots sure know how to end a riot... A warrior is completed in Little Nemo and it's on its way to Elysium, Little Nemo starts production of settlers 1500BC Wise men discover pottery and continue on monarchy, they've apparently gotten sick of those dirty bastard despots. Who can blame them? Production in RC switched from Colossus to the Gardens where you can Hang out with your friends. (ya know I'm sayin') 1400BC Marl Downs builds settlers. Stuff that needs to be decided on: Very important: Indians have started Colossus, do we let Elysium finish it with the chance the Indians catch up or do we build it in RC? What will we do with the settler in Marl Downs? That'll be it folks. You're free to go now.