Well, first of all, I got the new patch and then Civ 5 wouldn't start. I had to go to the dentist anyways, so I decided to just uninstall it through steam then reinstall it. Well, that would've been fine and dandy, if reinstalling it didn't create another problem, this time with the text keys not loading. DX9 mode does not help at all. Now, normally I wouldn't be so angry about something like this, but when I try to create a game and it looks like this, then obviously I can't have the most epic battle in the world play out, can I?