View results: ...that workers would achieve emancipation through

A universal violent overthrow of their capitalist oppressors!
Votes: 25 29.4%
Workers would achieve a shortening of the workday. Pass the frommage, si vous plait.
Votes: 5 5.9%
Capitalism would destroy itself in a series of wars leaving behind a more natural humanity to emerge
Votes: 28 32.9%
Robots would take charge of all our labor leaving humans with nothing but leisure time.
Votes: 3 3.5%
He changed his mind and decided that ultimately capitalism is freedom.
Votes: 9 10.6%
Downtown would run for school board. School's out. for. Summer! School's out. for. evah!
Votes: 15 17.6%