If anyone is interested, here is my summary, although the next turns have already been played. Sorry about the smoke alarm thing - I'll be better from now on I promise...
1250 BC: Pre-turn: As I sit at my desk several things enter my mind. Actually only one. Make babies. And then I think about the game. We should make babies to produce settlers - We are still in the land-grabbing phase and we need to try and get as much as possible! In other news, the Americans give us 90 gold for Mysticism, and I took it since all the other Civs already had mysticism so I figured they'd get it sooner or later anyway. Our science rate is boosted to 80%.
1225: A mighty warrior produced in Memphis. Switching to settler. A temple is constructed in Elephantine.
1200: Brown borders sighted in the West. We already have contact with these "Russians", but no we know where they live too! Our intrepid warrior is reduced to 1hp in the east by nasty accursed loathing smelly barbarians! :aargh3:
1175: Our impressive cultural borders in Heliopolis expand. The Iroquois are constructing the Pyramids.
1150: Heliopolis produces a warrior - settler started. Makin babies...
1125: This game is fun, did you guys ever notice?
1100: Lots of irrigation finished - I really like industrial civs. Our citizens are reorganized to facilitate baby-making and food.
1075: French sighted near Alexandria - I'd like to make babies with them! Iron working finished - we have 2 deposits close by!
1050: We have 3 more techs than Frenchies...
1025: More wheat discovered near Alexandria. I notice Thebes will go into unrest next turn, so I hire dancing girls there ahead of time and avoid unrest completely! Damn I'm good!
1000: Alexandria produces a temple, starts worker to connect Ivories.
975: Memphis produces settler... Moving towards flood plains to create settler factory. Gaul Tribe teaches us horseback riding - we have no horses!
950: Ho hum... La La..
925: Our 1hp warrior defends another attack! Bravo! Horses and grassland in the NE.. Can we get them?
900: Heliopolis produces Settler, Alexandria produces worker, we disperse the Phoenician encampment = 25 gold!
875: A Japanese warrior found to the NE!!!

We trade them horseback riding for 70gold + 1g/turn.
850: Japanese are near the horses! Pi-Ramesses founded in MAJOR food production area - producing 5 surplus food at size one!

Once expanded, however, will have lots of hills to make it a good production city also!!!
825: The Americans contact us, offering contact with the Romans for our contact with the Russians... we re-negotiate, and instead we trade them contact with Russians and Iroquois (2) for contact with English, Aztec, Zulu, Romans (4)! Good deal. I go around and offer communications to everyone else - we make about 75 gold off the trades. We are in 4th place currently overall...
800: France establishes an embassy with us! Wow, free embassy! I don't establish any more quite yet - the next ruler is free to do so.
775: Americans approach from the South - I thought it was all coast that way oops! Looks very mountainous...
750: A few civs have Philosophy, and we don't...
730: My last turn. We have 2 settlers ready to go and more on the way. It looks like we will get the pyramids also. Keep up the settler production - I think things are going great!!!