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Author of ‘How to Murder Your Husband’ Charged With Murdering Her Husband
Nancy Crampton-Brophy — author of an essay titled “How to Murder Your Husband” — was arrested and charged with murdering her husband of 27 years earlier this month.
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Crampton-Brophy is the author of such romance mysteries as The Wrong Cop, The Wrong Brother, The Wrong Lover and Hell on the Heart, listed for sale on Amazon.
“Our family is just in shock,” Daniel Brophy’s mother, Karen Brophy, told ABC News. “We are just stunned.”
"We are just stunned."
If she'd done a hack job, they might not have worked out it was her...It mgith help sales that it was the real thing and not a hack job.
If she'd done a hack job, they might not have worked out it was her...
I admit, my pun was quite the hatchet job. My sense of humour could do with a shot in theSome people might have an axe to grind about this innapropriate murder pun.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45519884BBC said:A small town in the US state of Missouri is stirring controversy after announcing the title of its new local newspaper, the Uranus Examiner.
The newspaper, which was "launched" in the town of Uranus on Wednesday, was threatened with a boycott by the mayor of nearby Waynesville, Luge Hardman.
"No. I'm sorry. But the innuendo of that title puts the city up for public ridicule," Ms Hardman said.
The people of Uranus, in Pulaski County, are divided on the issue.
Natalie Sanders, who has been named as the newspaper's managing editor, told local news channel KY3 that the title was carefully considered before a decision was made.
"We had thought about 'constitution', but most of the people who love us, and who were part of coming up with the name, liked the examiner better," Ms Sanders reportedly said.
Sounds like a proctology journal.
If he doesn't lead a wild band of brigands to seize that seat for the interlopers, he doesn't deserve to be the Clan Chief.The question is, will he reoccupy his ancestral seat?
Me @ John Michael Baillie-Hamilton Buchanan, the BuchananIf he doesn't lead a wild band of brigands to seize that seat for the interlopers, he doesn't deserve to be the Clan Chief.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...-against-Hurricane-Florences-85mph-winds.html
Florida man raises more than $600 on GoFundMe to drive to South Carolina and 'stand off' against Hurricane Florence's 85mph winds with nothing more than a flag
A man who infamously stared down Hurricanes Matthew and Irma with nothing but his underwear and an American flag, has done so again for the third time.
Video shows Lane Pittman and his flowing ginger mane posing valiantly in Mrtyle Beach, South Carolina, on Friday as Florence's winds blow up to 85mph around him.
On Facebook he said: 'YOU ARE WEAK AND SMALL FLORENCE!!!!! FLORIDA MAN IS HERE!!!!!'
BBC said:Baby squirrels freed from tail tangle in Wisconsin
A US wildlife centre has saved five young grey squirrels after their tails became dangerously fused together.
The siblings had become entangled with the grass and plastic strips their mother used to build the family nest.
They were handed in at the Wisconsin Humane Society's Wildlife Rehabilitation Centre, which worked to save their tails and possibly their lives.
The five were cut free with scissors while under anaesthetic.