... I wish I was a media baron. I think it would be hilarious to host a show in which contestants were trained to invade some insignificant country like Iceland. The first week would revolve around small-arms training with AK-47s. The second week would involve constructing street-legal armoured cars complete with flame-throwers and mine dispensers. The week after that would involve testing it against 'hostile forces' (think police with pistols and what-not). Week four would involve recreating Napoleonic era rockets to Copenhagen the populace. Subsequent weeks would deal with how to suppress an insurgency (Ost front style), which positions are crucial to occupy in the initial invasion and how to deal with peaceful protests.
The final week would involve transporting the invasion force by private jet to a 'recreation' of Iceland.