Simple enough premise:
Have derps from the worst period generation period ever period play arguably the greatest game of all times to what the moderaters have elected (over my objections) to call "the second boss", and see who makes it on the first try.
Hypothesis:
That's a comparatively hard problem, even if one makes deductions for the widespead uselessness in people born after 1983.
If someone makes it that someone will need a high inate Spearman's G and/or a mother (or single father or dragonkin parent0r) who put some bloody spine into them; preferably both.
Result:
Only one, exactly one, makes it.
Sidenote:
Calling it: The blonde girl will totally grow up to be a morally and intellectually hideous "feminist" even by the standards of hideous "feminists".
The intro theme for Super Metroid is very nice, but ultimately it is another of those platform shooters of old. There were thousands around in the late 80s, early 90s.
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