What are your chances of surviving a Zombie Apocalypse?

Rambuchan

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Try this quiz out and see how you would cope:

http://mingle2.com/zombie-quiz

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Also, what is the appeal of the zombie movie genre?

I'd like to offer a suggestion. What we commonly consider to be the zombie movie today was largely defined, though not solely, by Romero's "Night of the Living Dead". This came out in 1968. Coincidentally, something else happened in 1968. Walter Cronkite said in a CBS editorial that the Vietnam War was unwinnable. In this statement, from 'the most trusted man in America', we saw what large swathes of the American public had been saying, but it was made official. The message was that America was fallible, defeatable, and morally off-course. The idealistic, grand vision of the nation that guided and defended 'the free world', morally, economically, militarily, was being torn apart. It was an ideological apocalypse of sorts.

As we know too well, Vietnam was a hugely unpopular and divisive war. The political scene bore something of an analogous resemblance to the morally devoid, horrifically divided, apocalyptic vision of Romero's 1968 movie. Fellow citizens were pitted against each other in such an horrific apocalyptic scenario.

But the appeal of the terror in such zombie movies was not just rooted in an internal discord. Apocalyptic scenarios such as Romero's also appealed strongly to the spectre of a nuclear holocaust, of course. Preparing to hole up whilst the rest of the world went zombie crazy wasn't a far cry from what governments were telling us we would have to do in the event of a nuclear holocaust.

Related to this external terror threat we can look at other horror based genres too. Monster based horror movies, just like sci-fi movies, were hugely popular all through the Cold War. Those monsters brought out and heightened the fear of The Communist (and sci-fi movies spoke to a fear of a hi-tech enemy). Zombie movies did much the same, but more than that, as suggested above. And if this all seems like too much of a stretch, consider the near dropping off of zombie and horror movie releases in the 1990s, when the Cold War 'had been won'. Ever wonder why they are enjoying something of a renaissance today?
 
52% chance of surviving a Zombie apocalypse.

Interesting analysis of the genre, you've got there Ram.
I've always been fascinated by the actions and mistakes of the survivors in those movies. How stupid they can be, particularily.
 
I only have a 7% percent chance of surVIAEIEEaee..HELP!!...aeeEEaaa.....


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hhgghehehere... brrraaaaiinnssss... hghgeheg.
 
I think part of the fun of a zombie movie is the moral permission for enjoying the extreme violence. The zombies are implacable and there is no choice but to kill, kill, kill (or run, run, run).

My wife finds the movies quite scary. I really like them, more than I should.
 
78 or 73% chance of survival (cleared it by accident)

Man i wish that would happen....:mad:
 
You Have a 65% Chance of Survival!

Anyways, I can't die when I'm playing my ZOMBIE MUSIC!
 
Heh. 79%. :ar15: Y'all may mock me for having lots of guns and ammo in the basement, but guess who you come crying to when the zombies show up? :D

The odd thing with your hypothesis, Ram, is - don't we all like escapism with our movies? Most folks go to movies to escape from reality, not to see their worst fears show up in a slightly different context.
 
It's kind of cOLD in here.

I can swear this test was already posted in OT some time ago.
 
38% chance of survival. I love my loved ones.

I loved that movie where they are up on the roof of that mall. but some things about that movie pissed me off.

Like, first of all, I would set up a system of ropes and pulleys to the gun store. Then I would transfer all the guns and ammo along with owner to the mall, then with the guns I would secure and fortify the basement.

Then I would make a cool A-team style buss (barbed wire on the roof? zombies dont feel pain!) and maybe thin out the crowd of zombies outside of the mall first a little. Then I would head for the closest military base.

There is no way in hell an army of only people on foot can get through military defenses. If youre made of flesh, they know how to deal with you.
 
There is no way in hell an army of only people on foot can get through military defenses. If youre made of flesh, they know how to deal with you.
I think the problem was that in the beginning of the outbreak people weren't aware that you would die and reanimate from just being bit. Hence a lot of sick and wounded were brought into military bases, and reanimated from the inside of the base.

(I'm talking about the Dawn of the Dead 2004 remake, where they at one point reference the fact that an army base has been turned into "bloodbath city")
 
Yep, in the short term, guns and lots and lots of ammunition. In the long term, either islands or serious walls until you're ready to go on the offensive.

Oddly, I've never seen a zombie flick and they're not really my cup of tea - probably because I'd be too busy criticizing tactical choices rather than sitting back and enjoying the movie. :lol:
 
Yep, in the short term, guns and lots and lots of ammunition. In the long term, either islands or serious walls until you're ready to go on the offensive.
Apparently zombies can walk/drift along the ocean floor, making islands dangerous too.

(source: Land of the Dead and "The Zombie Survival Guide")

Walls/castles are probably good, tho :)
 
You Have a 77% Chance of Survival!

Ha! It would be neat if it were Night of the Living Dead zombies, not the running type in Dawn of the Dead.
 
I think the problem was that in the beginning of the outbreak people weren't aware that you would die and reanimate from just being bit. Hence a lot of sick and wounded were brought into military bases, and reanimated from the inside of the base.

(I'm talking about the Dawn of the Dead 2004 remake, where they at one point reference the fact that an army base has been turned into "bloodbath city")

No I know, but thanks to hollywood magic, we have been warned of the zomvie threat now.
 
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