Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Giotto, Mar 1, 2004.
And a naughty ant who's up for trial?
This thread should be closed...
Oh, let them have their fun. Not all people share your sense of humor.
Yeah, if I want to ask what a big ant in the army is called then I have every right.
By the way, it's a "giant"
And if you don't share our sense of humor, that's G.I. Ant. Get it?
<edit> And if 2 ants run away to get married, does that make them antelopes?
GIAnt. That one is prett good.
It gets fairly common and easy. There are just too many ants! Whether ant* or *ant ones.
What ants are the bane of the Ph.D. scholar who is just about to write up their years' hard work?
First boo I've given out in humor and jokes. So here it goes BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
What do you call a stalker ant?
What do you call an ant that has to go number 1?
What do you get when you cross some ants with some ticks?
A whole lot of antics!
But the real question is is the ANTarctic north or south?
I'll attempt a go:
How does a female ant call her partner in life?
What do you call a very offensive ant?
What do you call a very surrealist ant?
A fish with clocks.
Ha ha ha he he he he ho ho ho ho
what's an ants favorite drink?
What do you call a vegetable farming ant?
I LOVE surrealist jokes, your my hero!!
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