What do you call an ant that skips school?

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  1. Giotto

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    A truant!


    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  2. RegentMan

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    :o Ugh... ;)
     
  3. Achinz

    Achinz Hermit of Huangshan

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    And a naughty ant who's up for trial?

    Defendant.
     
  4. Riesstiu IV

    Riesstiu IV Deity

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    This thread should be closed... :o
     
  5. The Person

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    Oh, let them have their fun. Not all people share your sense of humor.
     
  6. Pirate

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    Yeah, if I want to ask what a big ant in the army is called then I have every right.

    By the way, it's a "giant"


    And if you don't share our sense of humor, that's G.I. Ant. Get it?


    <edit> And if 2 ants run away to get married, does that make them antelopes?
     
  7. SuperBeaverInc.

    SuperBeaverInc. Groucho

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    :lol: GIAnt. That one is prett good.
     
  8. Achinz

    Achinz Hermit of Huangshan

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    It gets fairly common and easy. There are just too many ants! Whether ant* or *ant ones.

    What ants are the bane of the Ph.D. scholar who is just about to write up their years' hard work?
    Antithesis.
     
  9. CIVPhilzilla

    CIVPhilzilla Reagan Republican

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    First boo I've given out in humor and jokes. So here it goes BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
     
  10. superslug

    superslug Still hatin' on Khan Moderator Hall of Fame Staff

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    What do you call a stalker ant?
    A pursuant!
     
  11. Riesstiu IV

    Riesstiu IV Deity

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    What do you call an ant that has to go number 1?

    A Pissant!
     
  12. Giotto

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    What do you get when you cross some ants with some ticks?

    A whole lot of antics!
     
  13. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    But the real question is is the ANTarctic north or south?
     
  14. The_Unforgiven

    The_Unforgiven KoEkWaUs

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    :lol:

    I'll attempt a go:

    How does a female ant call her partner in life?

    husbANT
     
  15. Lifeblood

    Lifeblood Defender of the faith

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    What do you call a very offensive ant?

    Antagonist
     
  16. DreadCthulhu

    DreadCthulhu Warlord

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    What do you call a very surrealist ant?

    A fish with clocks.
     
  17. #1 Person

    #1 Person The Cow

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  18. Lifeblood

    Lifeblood Defender of the faith

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    what's an ants favorite drink?

    Fanta
     
  19. .:KNAS:.

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    What do you call a vegetable farming ant?

    A peasant.

    :)
     
  20. Zoke0

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    I LOVE surrealist jokes, your my hero!!
     

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