What do you call an ant that skips school?

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  1. ybbor

    ybbor Will not change his avata

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    what did the ant say about this joke

    i cAN'T find this funny
     
  2. Zoke0

    Zoke0 Dangerous Hobo

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    What do you call an ant with a really short mustache?

    A tyrANT

    And if you don't get it I'm relating it to Hitler.
     
  3. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    What does an ant do when it doesn't get its way?

    rANT

    What does an ant do when it get's hot and sweaty?

    pANT

    What does an ant do when it needs money?

    It gets a grANT

    What do you call a big green ant?

    A praying mANTis

    What did one ant politician say to the other?

    bANTer

    What do you call an ant at a diner?

    an ANT-eater

    Where does the industrial ant work?

    the plANT

    What do you call a shiny metal ant?

    ANTimony

    What are ants made of?

    ANTimatter
     
  4. Kefka

    Kefka Your local Schizophrenic

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    An ANT shaped stain on the bottom of my shoe!
     
  5. Erik Mesoy

    Erik Mesoy Core Tester / Intern

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    I can't be bothered thinking of jokes, let me just say distant, pleasant, important.
     
  6. Giotto

    Giotto Eagle

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    How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

    tenants

    :cool:
     
  7. Perfection

    Perfection The Great Head.

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    Where does ant put its trophy?

    On the mANTle
     
  8. Giotto

    Giotto Eagle

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    What do you call an ant from over seas?




    important




    :cooool:
     
  9. The_Unforgiven

    The_Unforgiven KoEkWaUs

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    Giotto, your last two were pretty good!

    :goodjob:
     
  10. Souron

    Souron The Dark Lord

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    Related to the original:

    What do you call a pure-bread ant?

    skipping school
     
  11. brandonbowler

    brandonbowler What the Deuce?

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    What do you call a ant who is lonely...

    gANT!!!!

    hoo ho ho ho hardeee har har
     
  12. Fanatica

    Fanatica Strategic Mapmaker

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    An ant that saves you money on your taxes? a dependANT
    ugh
     

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