Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Giotto, Mar 1, 2004.
what did the ant say about this joke
i cAN'T find this funny
What do you call an ant with a really short mustache?
And if you don't get it I'm relating it to Hitler.
What does an ant do when it doesn't get its way?
What does an ant do when it get's hot and sweaty?
What does an ant do when it needs money?
It gets a grANT
What do you call a big green ant?
A praying mANTis
What did one ant politician say to the other?
What do you call an ant at a diner?
Where does the industrial ant work?
What do you call a shiny metal ant?
What are ants made of?
An ANT shaped stain on the bottom of my shoe!
I can't be bothered thinking of jokes, let me just say distant, pleasant, important.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Where does ant put its trophy?
On the mANTle
What do you call an ant from over seas?
Giotto, your last two were pretty good!
Related to the original:
What do you call a pure-bread ant?
What do you call a ant who is lonely...
hoo ho ho ho hardeee har har
An ant that saves you money on your taxes? a dependANT
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