What Happens Next?

[Stylesrj]

...monster from the 14th dimension swarmed the gateway. The Red Shirt was the first to go, but then...

 

[Perfection]

...he decided not to because he...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Had dropped his glasses, which he then proceeded to...

 

[Stylesrj]

...pick up. He then said "That was a close one."
The other Red Shirt...

 

[oyzar]

was drenched in blood, which came from...

 

[Firestorm94]

an invisible, dead ninja who will not be mentioned further in this story.
The monster from the 14th dimension decided to retreat due to...

 

[Smartbluma]

...the increase in the amount of Fluoride in gnome snot, which is purple because...

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

...it was blue.

 

[Perfection]

Actually, it was red.

 

[Stylesrj]

The same red as the Red Shirt. However, on the next Away Team...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Five rabid chickens ran in and spontaneously combusted, causing widespread...

 

[Firestorm94]

mashed potato shortages. This particularly angered...

 

[CivOtaku]

...A Finnish man who loved mashed potato. Because of this,...

 

[Stylesrj]

...the Red Shirts made it their duty to save the potatoes. This became the next Star Trek episode, "The Balance of Tubers" and it involved Irish and chickens and one Finnish man who wanted to stop the conflict. The episode was a...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Instant success, and worldwide people cheered in the streets for it, but at the same time...

 

[Sciguy001]

People began to collect nuclear missles because...

 

[Stylesrj]

...it was a fun thing to do. This soon was noticed by the Red Shirts, who then made another Star Trek Episode, this time titled: Star Trek and "The Nuke Collecting People!"
This episode however...

 

[King of Town]

sparked a new age remake of the film with odd actors playing familiar roles, such as...

 

[Sciguy001]

Foreign Anti-American extremists starring as lead actors in American movies. The new movies generally were about...

 

[D0NIMATRIX]

Terrorists and kittens having snowball fight while screaming Italian cursewords. The mafia wasn't happy of course, and proceeded to...