What have you learned today?

[JohnRM]

I learned that you shouldn't eat and watch comedy at the same time. If the comedy is good, that food is going anywhere, but down your gullet.

What have you learned today?

 

[Ansar]

Some people at the movie theatre, for some god forsaken reason, need to make a big laugh because they can't laugh naturally or something.

If it was so funny, you wouldn't need to make a fake laugh.

 

[Fifty]

academic learnin': started some set theory junk
practical learnin': perfection just gets sexier and sexier with age

 

[Perfection]

I learned that every ratio of any two length measurements of any parts on Fifty's body is either phi or a power of phi. I'm pretty sure that means he's some sort of Greek God.

Edit: also, my stupid heat/AC register is broken again.

 

[LightFang]

I learned information on health in the State Required Course. So boring...

 

[Perfection]

You actually learned something from a health class?

The only thing I learned is what people were calling drugs 20 years ago.

 

[downtown]

I learned a few guitar chords!!!

I was also in Professional Development Training all morning, so I learned a bunch of other more corporate junk

 

[warpus]

i learned that it's not impossible to score a goal against a team that has only conceded 1 goal all season long, even if you're the goalie

 

[holiday_hawk]

Xbox live is ran by a bunch of dumbasses.

 

[LightFang]

You actually learned something from a health class?

The only thing I learned is what people were calling drugs 20 years ago.

Well, I "learned" from a health class.

Oh, I also learned how to play Sugar on the guitar slowly. I'll work on speed and stuff as I come along.

My fingers hurt...it sucks being a tyro.

 

[Theige]

I learned that Perfection and Fifty are lovers.

 

[Red Door]

I learned how to get silly.

 

[Gilder]

I learned where a friend of mine lives, even if it was dark, and I have a horrible sense of direction, and won't remember it in the morning.

And that some former classmates of mine have permant stupid looks on thier faces.

 

[Phlegmak]

I learned an assload of Spanish words.

 

[JollyRoger]

I learned that sour cream and pancakes are overhyped.

 

[Shylock]

You actually learned something from a health class?

The only thing I learned is what people were calling drugs 20 years ago.

I learned that Jesus Christ is our Lord and Saviour in health class.

I am not kidding.


I also learned how to play the beginning part of the Super Mario Bros. theme on a piano/keyboard.

 

[Narz]

I learned that I'm better off hanging out in the city until pretty late as the after 10PM buses are much faster due to less traffic & fewer riders (thus fewer stops).

 

[JohnRM]

I learned how to get silly.

I wanna get silly, too!!!

 

[ComradeDavo]

That i'm single again.

 

[brennan]

suckage. Are you at least working at the mo?