What have you learnt from video games?

[Alpine Trooper]

If the senate will not let you violate the ceasefire then you must cause a revolution so that you can destroy the 25 Howlitzers next to your city because the AI always violates cease fires.

 

[Mad Man]

Telepaths can't read your mind if you plug controller1 in the controller2 slot!

 

[Chukchi Husky]

If you're wearing armour and you stand around for a while, you'll be fully healed.

If you crash a car into a wall, either it will somewhat damage it or you'll go off flying in some sort of spectacular stunt.

When you crouch down, instead of moving your legs, you slide along the floor.

When you die, even when crouching, you'll stand up and so a dramatic dance, with no facial expressions, and then fall to the ground.

 

[illram]

up up down down left right left right b a b a start

what?

 

[ecuwins]

up up down down left right left right b a b a select start

what?

For 2 player.

ABBA - Ikari Warriors

Justin Bailey - Metroid

 

[Alpine Trooper]

I D D Q D
I D K F A
I D C L I P

Id imagine these are probably the three best known cheats in gaming.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

0115d8cf = gameshark code for Mew. God knows how many times I used it way back when.

 

[Sharwood]

I like how this has become a 'swap cheat codes' thread.

I have learnt that the best way to get your own mansion is to kill the owner.

I have learnt that there are packages surreptitiously hidden around every city, and when you discover a certain amount, weapons, cash, and even tanks and military helicopters are delivered to various properties of yours.

I have learnt that when dating a woman, it is possible to put four rounds from a sawn-off shotgun into her head from point-blank range before she dies. This is not possible with other women.

I have learnt that dangerous viruses always have a single letter, then a hyphen, then the word virus as their name.

I have learnt that it only takes four days of working out to reach your maximum level of both fitness and muscularity.

 

[LucyDuke]

SZKIKXSE, then. AANZKLLA!

And good lord, FFIFG.

 

[Dumanios]

Stuff I learned from video games

1:If you get a hammer,you swing indefinitely.
2:If your hammer is made out of gold,you can float!
3:If you get arrested,you get out after a few hours

 

[Bill3000]

0115d8cf = gameshark code for Mew. God knows how many times I used it way back when.

Why the hell did you need that? Mew's catchable in red and blue!

 

[Loki130]

everyones out to get you specifically, even though they have no idea who you are

 

[Martacus]

I learned that a certain Maxis employee owns an indefinite number of small boats, all of which will be eaten by the Loch Ness Monster at some point in time.

 

[scherbchen]

anybody mention WASD?

PS: it makes you move

 

[Globex]

I learned that eating food while you're injured will cause you to be instantly healed.

I learned that no one will notice anything strange if you walk around on the street wearing nothing but a pair of boots but the moment you take off those boots, everyone will go "oh my god! Your naked!"

I learned that entire civilizations can survive for thousands of years on small wooden ships floating out on the open sea.

I learned that you can barge into other people's homes without a single complaint.

I learned that you don't need to eat, drink, sleep, piss, or poop if you are the hero.

 

[Mad Man]

Why the hell did you need that? Mew's catchable in red and blue!

only in the japanese versions.

 

[Cheezy the Wiz]

Why the hell did you need that? Mew's catchable in red and blue!

I only just found out about this, literally, because I was curious what wiki had to say about the franchise, and it was mentioned in there.

 

[Bill3000]

only in the japanese versions.

Nope, bug in the game makes it catchable in the English versions.

 

[ParangBoi]

Nope, bug in the game makes it catchable in the English versions.

Speaking about Pokemon, giving rare candy to your pokemon makes it level up.

 

[bigdog5994]

i learned that i hate AK47s inaccurate pieces of junk is what they are