What have you learnt from video games?

[carmen510]

Random Violence is followed only by more random violence.

 

[Soil]

Weapon smithing is easy. If you're sword snaps in half, just get out a hammer and whack the thing and it'll be as good as new.

To make someone like you, you have to tell them a joke, intimidate them with violence, brag about something and finally admire them for something. (order may vary)

It's fun trying to crash and make your car flip and twist as much as possible to get a small monetary reward.

You always know how many bullets are remaining in your magazine. Also, any previously unused bullets will magically be transfered to the next magazine when reloading.

 

[Globex]

Weapon smithing is easy. If you're sword snaps in half, just get out a hammer and whack the thing and it'll be as good as new.

To make someone like you, you have to tell them a joke, intimidate them with violence, brag about something and finally admire them for something. (order may vary)

Let me guess. Elderscrolls?

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Driving under the influence will immediately alert the police, and zero them in on your position.

 

[LucyDuke]

Speaking about Pokemon, giving rare candy to your pokemon makes it level up.

Ah yes.

All food is magical. And can be found just laying around.

(I'm not speaking about pokeymans.)

 

[aimeeandbeatles]

You can throw poop with slingshots to poison animals. (I learned it from this game)

 

[_random_]

Ah yes.

All food is magical. And can be found just laying around.

(I'm not speaking about pokeymans.)

At the same time, it is far from essential to life.

 

[Globex]

If you walk off a tall building, you will land on the ground completely unharmed. If you jump off the same tall building, you will die instantly.

 

[LucyDuke]

At the same time, it is far from essential to life.

Unless you have a strange affliction. Strange afflictions are often cured by simple, everyday foods.

 

[Sharwood]

Unless you have a strange affliction. Strange afflictions are often cured by simple, everyday foods.

On the subject of food, I have learnt that it makes no difference whether you eat chicken, a pizza, or a salad, all have the same effect on your health.

 

[salty mud]

Let me guess. Elderscrolls?

Fable .

 

[Ansar]

A lot of city names from a lot of different parts of the world.

A whole lot of history...

A lot of vocabulary...there's a whole list of stuff that I've learned from video games alone.

 

[Drewcifer]

The Aztecs and the Mongols cannot be trusted.

 

[Chukchi Husky]

If you eat meat you are corrupt.

If you do a funny pose or a dance, everyone will eventually love you.

If your will gets stronger, you'll get lots of blue scars that glow in the dark.

 

[Mehmed100]

I learned that eating cheese restores my health!

I learned that drinking something recharges my magical power.

I learned that by killing somebody in a video game means you are a noob.

 

[Ansar]

If your will gets stronger, you'll get lots of blue scars that glow in the dark.

What is that from?

 

[salty mud]

I learned that there will always be someone better than you, no matter how good you regard yourself.

 

[Chukchi Husky]

What is that from?

It's from Fable 2.

 

[LucyDuke]

If you see a flying egg, and you jump on it, you can ride it across the sea! It will never fall down, not until it bumps into something, even if you jump onto it.

 

[Masquerouge]

I learned Engrish.