What have you learnt from video games?
- Thread starter Sharwood
- Start date
Communisto
Condottiere
Barrels are only legally permitted to contain explosive materiel.
Bigfoot3814
Deity
People hide stuff in the stalagmites.
Not if you play Half-Life 2.
But in that case, you can manipulate stuff with zero-point energy only if it a) wasn't all that big or b) was never alive at one point in time.
Sharwood
Rich, doctor nephew
I have learnt that corpses slowly fade out of existence a short time after death.
I have learnt that even if police get a good look at your face, or even see you go into your home, they will never pursue you after the immediate problem has been overcome.
I have learnt that you can become employed by an organisation simply by stealing one of their vehicles.
I have learnt that you will always wina large amount of money if you bet on the blue jockey five times in a row.
I have learnt that women like you better when you give them gifts, even if that gift is a vibrator or dildo on the first date.
I have learnt that the more attractive a woman is, the more likely she is to survive any events happening around her, no matter how dangerous they are. She is also more likely to be a badass herself, particularly if wearing tight leather clothing.
I have learnt that whenever a woman invites you inside for coffee, she means sex. This is ALWAYS the case.
I have learnt that even if police get a good look at your face, or even see you go into your home, they will never pursue you after the immediate problem has been overcome.
I have learnt that you can become employed by an organisation simply by stealing one of their vehicles.
I have learnt that you will always wina large amount of money if you bet on the blue jockey five times in a row.
I have learnt that women like you better when you give them gifts, even if that gift is a vibrator or dildo on the first date.
I have learnt that the more attractive a woman is, the more likely she is to survive any events happening around her, no matter how dangerous they are. She is also more likely to be a badass herself, particularly if wearing tight leather clothing.
I have learnt that whenever a woman invites you inside for coffee, she means sex. This is ALWAYS the case.
rhawn
Emperor
I have learnt the only thing worse than a hammer wielding turtle is a fire breathing one.
I have learnt that it is ok to go for it on 4th down every time even if you are up seven points with 2:00 to go and on your own 30 yard line.
I have learnt that attaching a chainsaw to an assault rifle makes you truly badass.
I have learnt that it is ok to go for it on 4th down every time even if you are up seven points with 2:00 to go and on your own 30 yard line.
I have learnt that attaching a chainsaw to an assault rifle makes you truly badass.
Narz
keeping it real
Inns heal all!
Annex
Tyranny and Mutation
If you jump on a crate of TNT, you have about 4 seconds before it explodes.
...but by bouncing your kart up and down, you can throw it off.
azzaman333
meh
When you eat something, you gain its abilities.
SS-18 ICBM
Oscillator
Once we gain the ability to project voices into other people's heads, everyone's sexuality will be questioned every day, among other insults. And somehow, they'll be the ones with annoyingly shrill voices.
You are what you eat.
Ziggy Stardust
Absolutely Sane
Monsters without pockets carry an amazing amount of loot with them.
If you fail, use your mobile phone to try again.
Voting in the UN and taking decisions isn't as hard as they make it out to be. Takes 2 years tops.
Aztecs with nuclear missiles are not to be trusted.
If you fail, use your mobile phone to try again.
Voting in the UN and taking decisions isn't as hard as they make it out to be. Takes 2 years tops.
Aztecs with nuclear missiles are not to be trusted.
JustinianVII
Prince
No matter how destructive the rampage you go upon, if you're caught by law enforcement (or the military), you'll only be jailed for a matter of hours.
Hospitals are always able to bring you back from the dead, no matter how you die, or how far away you are from any potential help at the time of death.
Hospitals are always able to bring you back from the dead, no matter how you die, or how far away you are from any potential help at the time of death.
azzaman333
meh
If you shoot at your feet with a rocket launcher, you can jump to significantly higher places that you would not normally be able to reach.
Sharwood
Rich, doctor nephew
I have learnt that despite his assurances to the contrary, Gandhi is inherently violent and untrustworthy, and would routinely threaten people with nuclear attack were he still alive and ruler of India.
I have learnt that fish will continue to swim in mid-air if you blow them out of the water with a grenade.
I have learnt that you may only enter a building if there is a blue arrow pointing towards the door.
I have learnt that fish will continue to swim in mid-air if you blow them out of the water with a grenade.
I have learnt that you may only enter a building if there is a blue arrow pointing towards the door.
I have learned that once people think you're in charge they won't think for themselves, even if they see their friend close by getting attacked by a few tanks and soldiers. They will stand and wait for orders.
On the other hand, I have learned that when attempted manoeuvres of your own, your troops will always randomly move within range/sight of enemies, drawing them into the fight even if you don't want them to.
Finally, I have learned that troops can't see further than the distance at which they can use their weapons.
On the other hand, I have learned that when attempted manoeuvres of your own, your troops will always randomly move within range/sight of enemies, drawing them into the fight even if you don't want them to.
Finally, I have learned that troops can't see further than the distance at which they can use their weapons.
Gnomes look ridiculous with pink mohawks,
Epic flying mounts are very expensive,
Good Team Fortress 2 spies are hard to come by,
People who get kills using grenade launchers are called "noobs",
And that the companion cube actually makes for a good companion.
Oh yeah, the cake isn't a lie, it tasted good.
Epic flying mounts are very expensive,
Good Team Fortress 2 spies are hard to come by,
People who get kills using grenade launchers are called "noobs",
And that the companion cube actually makes for a good companion.
Oh yeah, the cake isn't a lie, it tasted good.
Leonel
Breakfast Connoisseur
Oh! If you're stuck somewhere, just activate your hearthstone to get home.
Similar threads
- Locked
- Locked
