What if Civilization was created by...

[carmen510]

Broderbund: You are ACME agents, trying to defend priceless artifacts/monuments/cities from Carmen Sandiego, an invisible, invincible, and almost impossible to catch. You'll also need to prevent VILE agents from stealing the stuff, but they are easy to spot and catch.

 

[jubnub]

ingen: would be all about site B, Isla Nubar, a rich John Hammand, and bunches of dinos, blah blah blah.

Spoiler :

oh and some electric fences.

 

[Lord_Iggy]

NESers: The game allows a few leaders to join, and then mercilessly flames anyone else in the vicinity.

Hmm? What did I ever do to you?

 

[Tykinruoka]

Capcom: Every civilization would have it's own type of terrain and enemies that go with the theme. You must jump and shoot through the terrain and enemies controlling your leader and finally battle the enemy leader. After you win, you'll get his/her powers that are probably effective against some other civilization. After you've almost conguered the whole map, your last adversary hops into a flying saucer and flies into his/her fortress of doom. Then begins the end game for world conquest.

 

[Swedishguy]

Disney Interactive: Civilization would be an "action" game.

 

[The Ninja]

Microsoft: Game crashes every 5 minutes, so they release a patch, then the game crashes only every 2 minutes...
Cyan: Complex system of interlocked puzzles as well as an odd book shaped resourse...
Apple: Awesome gameplay, great graphics, but not a lot of people play it...

The Ninja

 

[carmen510]

Microsoft: (Extra) You need to buy it through Microsoft points, leaving you with extra which you don't know what to do with, since all extra content is more than what you have/can afford.

 

[Macha]

Lionhead: You win the game by chucking Fire at giant monkeys
Maxis: Today is the release date of expansion #90 and it costs €60 but next week will only cost €20.
Bebo: You post comments on your citizens profiles instead of the city screen then post another comment when you realise there is no : lol : smiley

 

[Kan' Sharuminar]

Valve Software: We'll release it tomorrow, next week, next month, next...when we're bloody ready, alright?

 

[Swedishguy]

Infogrames interactive: ICS! :badjoke:

 

[flyingchicken]

(this company was already/only posted once)

3D Realms: we won't be here discussing this.

 

[TheBladeRoden]

EA Games: We've bought the exclusive rights to using the names and likenesses of real life civilizations in video games for the next 10 years. Bwahahaha!

 

[Fugitive Sisyphus]

Infogrames interactive: ICS! :badjoke:

I thought it was funny.

 

[Swedishguy]

THC: The game would be exactly the same.

 

[carmen510]

Perfection: You are in CFC and engage in spam-wars. The ultimate unit is Perfection. You cannot beat him, unless you also have Perfection.

 

[flyingchicken]

Gamefreaks: The units will keep on repeating its name when you click it, with varying emotional expression. "Wor-ker?" "Wooorkeeer!" "Work-Work-Worker!"

Monolith Productions: Units will disintegrate as they walk, occasionally going slow-mo when in combat. Also, there will be blood.

Namco: Yoshimitsu will be in the game. Seriously.

 

[ParkCungHee]

Blizzard: There will be a massive countdown for the release of the next civ game, to no ones surprise.

 

[ggganz]

Sierra: There will be no diplomacy.
Ubisoft: There will be no diplomacy, and you will have tactical combat.
Viva Media: It will be time based, not turn based.

 

[Mauritania]

BBC: Everytime an aquaduct is built, there would be neccasary zoom in to fly around the aquaduct. Kenneth Clark would then wisper why civilisation is so great.

 

[flyingchicken]

Blizzard: (again) We'd probably have bonus civs like Azeroth and The Orcish Horde.

Soviet Russia: (they owned Tetris at some point, y'know) The game will be composed of Russian Reversals all the way.